You are now half man, half animal

[Mr Pantomime]

A hummingbird, I could fly, and punch faster than you could follow

 

[teh_Canape]

half man, half chameleon

it's scale-skinned

HA

furry avoided, fuckyeah.jpg

XD

sorry, been playing Chameleon Twist 2 recently for nostalgia and shits&giggles on my old N64 that turned out to be hidden in my closet ^-^

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

A horse. I will not tell you the reasoning behind it upon fear of suffering moderator wrath.

 

[Lilani]

Something that can fly, for sure. Though I feel a cat would really suit me best, I want to fly.

 

[Lavi]

... *Gets a sex change*

I'll be half penguin

 

[Fursnake]

Horse. Guess which parts I'm taking.

Hopefully the excellent legs which allow for fast running or the superb lungs which allow for extreme stamina...because if you took the horse dick and balls I would bet you would live uncomfortably for the rest of your life and curse gravity while you drag that huge heavy shit around.

Ahem, of course. That's...exactly what I meant. Indeed.

Well you would be an internet sensation that's for sure hehe.

 

[Zeromaeus]

A hummingbird, I could fly, and punch faster than you could follow

See, with your half-hummingbird you'd be like 'Ora ora ora!'
but with my half-dragon I'd be like 'Za Warudo'
-forgive me. I couldn't stop thinking it-

 

[conflictofinterests]

I can't be part plant? Stick me anywhere with good soil, enough water and enough sunlight and I'll never need to eat again! Talk about sustainable/not killing things to eat!

 

[Jfswift]

I'd likely go with a Red fox. They look cool and have great agility. Would improve my gaming quite a bit actually.

 

[Vidiot]

definitely feline DNA: Increased agility, retractable claws, heightened hearing and balance... yep... no question there.

 

[Naheal]

Narwhal... Time to teach those Unicorns whos boss!

You're welcome.

 

[AwesomeFerret]

Yeah, something that would let me fly.... like give me gigantic eagle wings or something...

Not to burst your bubble, but flying is very difficult to achieve. Birds can only fly because they have specially designed bones which are very light. If you really wanted to change your body to fly, your bones would be so weak that even running would probably break them.

For myself, I would have to become part octopus. They can grow back their own limbs, taste with their hands, and can even change color! Well, either that or a bear. Why? Because bears are awesome!

Youd be like a bear, a big shaved bear that hates people!

Now, with the lame TF2 reference over, Id have to go half ferret. One, ferrets are awesome. My name and avatar speak for that. Plus, running really fast and being able to squeeze into small places? That would be fun. Certainly make Minecraft a lot easier.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Sorry, you guys are going to hate me, but I'm going for catgirl.

Deal with it.

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

half man half shark it would be awesome

You would probably end up just being all lurchy and awkward, since men can't swim decently and sharks can't, you know, walk.

 

[Chaos-Spider]

half man half shark it would be awesome

This, especially if you could choose species and get around the gill problem.

Other than that, probably a frog or some sort of parrot or owl so that I can fly.
...Or possibly a croccodile, they are awesome

 

[[Gavo]]

Half bear.
Wait, not what we are, but what we would want?

Something letting me fly.

 

[Logic 0]

I'd become half gorilla to become the manliest thing to walk the earth.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Yeah, something that would let me fly.... like give me gigantic eagle wings or something...

Yeah, this would be exactly what I'd want. I sort of wonder how flight control centers would react to seeing a dude with huge wings flying around.

 

[Merkavar]

half man half dragon


and dont for one second try to tell me dragons arent real

i would be a dragan