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Spaloooooka

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Double eye focus of a hawk - with no blind spot - with enough rods for good night vision too
Denser muscles - like an ape, 7ish times denser than human muscle.
Denser bones & cartilage - like 5 =)
4th phase RNA checking to avoid cancer morerer & to speed up healing
algae symbiots for the whole photosynthesis thing
Idetic memory

unless its just one. in which case I'd take denser bones & tougher cartilage.
=)
 

Ulquiorra4sama

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A bat.

It would give me an excuse to stay up all night and sleep during the day, also i don't mind being able to fly or have hella sharp talons and supersonic hearing.(Hopefully i won't get a sudden urge to eat bugs)
 

fessferenc

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I'd go for a komodo dragon, personally. Claws, razor sharp teeth, and a sense of smell that is one of the best in the world.
 

robodukky

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I would have to be a duck. Wings AND swimming. Not to mention all the duck jokes I could make.
 

Kiba The Wolf

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I am going to say half wolf, because they are completely badass

plus,with all the people who said that would want to be half wolf, we would have enough members that we could start a half human- half wolf pack
 

Verp

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Mantis shrimp.

I see the world in fucking 100,000 colours and I can punch through everything, oh my god oh my god oh my god
 

Peteron

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Cliff_m85 said:
Dead_Man said:
For the further advancement of science, UberCorp Unlimited has discovered a new way to bind animal DNA and human DNA into one, making a man/animal. You are the first guinea pig (no pun intented) and are being paid a million bucks to do this as well as your choice of what animal you get combined. What would you chose and for what reason?
Humans are animals.
Thank you for pointing out the obvious. Next time maybe you would prefer to answer the question, instead of making useless comments. This is to avoid others having to read them.

As for me, half octopus would be pretty cool. Having a lot of hands is pretty helpful, and it would look pretty badass.
 

trooperpaul

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Platypus, because it's Australian, and therefore deadly.
Edit:On second thought, look at this list: http://www.cracked.com/article/241_5-animals-that-can-do-amazing-things-...-with-their-penises/
May or may not be NSFW because of the content.
 

Enigmers

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A big walking lion, tiger, or wolf would be pretty cool, though I imagine the fleas would get very, very irritating.
 

PhiMed

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Uh oh. Furry undertones detected.

That being said, I'm going to have to go with half liger.
 

vxicepickxv

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I could find some of the physical characteristics of a large flatland cat to be useful in life, so I would go with a cheetah.
 

OptimisticPessimist

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Fursnake said:
OptimisticPessimist said:
Horse. Guess which parts I'm taking.
Hopefully the excellent legs which allow for fast running or the superb lungs which allow for extreme stamina...because if you took the horse dick and balls I would bet you would live uncomfortably for the rest of your life and curse gravity while you drag that huge heavy shit around.
Ahem, of course. That's...exactly what I meant. Indeed.
 

VanillaBean

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Definilty with a cheetah, because then I would be incredibly fast and also have cat like instincts such as the ability to land on my feet when I fall.
 

OptimisticPessimist

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trooperpaul said:
Platypus, because it's Australian, and therefore deadly.
Edit:On second thought, look at this list: http://www.cracked.com/article/241_5-animals-that-can-do-amazing-things-...-with-their-penises/
May or may not be NSFW because of the content.
In light of this discovery, I'd like to change my answer to half-argonaut. Why?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4
 

DudeistBelieve

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Rhino. I'd be invulnerable, and I no one would wanna screw with me least they get gored.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzx9OPzqT5A&feature=related
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Give me a serious Tiger Makeover please! I must retain the ability to talk, post on the internet and drive cars though. Otherwise I will not agree to it.

 
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Sweet, I'm now 50% less animal than usual!
EDIT: Oh right, I'd be a half kangaroo. It's the only thing I can think of right now, and I *will* regret it later, but at least it's original-sounding.