Thank you for pointing out the obvious. Next time maybe you would prefer to answer the question, instead of making useless comments. This is to avoid others having to read them.Cliff_m85 said:Humans are animals.Dead_Man said:For the further advancement of science, UberCorp Unlimited has discovered a new way to bind animal DNA and human DNA into one, making a man/animal. You are the first guinea pig (no pun intented) and are being paid a million bucks to do this as well as your choice of what animal you get combined. What would you chose and for what reason?
Ahem, of course. That's...exactly what I meant. Indeed.Fursnake said:Hopefully the excellent legs which allow for fast running or the superb lungs which allow for extreme stamina...because if you took the horse dick and balls I would bet you would live uncomfortably for the rest of your life and curse gravity while you drag that huge heavy shit around.OptimisticPessimist said:Horse. Guess which parts I'm taking.
In light of this discovery, I'd like to change my answer to half-argonaut. Why?trooperpaul said:Platypus, because it's Australian, and therefore deadly.
Edit:On second thought, look at this list: http://www.cracked.com/article/241_5-animals-that-can-do-amazing-things-...-with-their-penises/
May or may not be NSFW because of the content.