You are now Link in Ocarina of Time.

[Sean Hollyman]

And you are not bothered by saving the world or any of that heroic nonsense.

You just want to find a girlfriend.

You also have to pick somewhere to live.
Everyone is available.

Who do you pick?


I pick Malon..

And live in Kakariko

 

[Macgyvercas]

I pick Zelda. Yeah, I'm boring.

 

[Fbuh]

Yah!


And I'd choose Zelda. That would technically put me in line for the kingdom, and I'd get a piece of dat booty that I'd been saving this whole time.

EDIT: Or Navi...

 

[Macheteswordgun]

All of them, You know they all want it..... Fine saria i guess

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Navi

...

On second thought, Zelda. She has elf ears, doesn't she? Yep, Zelda.

 

[Nieroshai]

Zelda. The most unattainable girl must be the best, right? Well, back to that quest. If she says no, her daddy owes me a debt so he'll make her marry me.

 

[madwarper]

Ruto.

I assume the Zora have gills so they can breath while their mouths are otherwise occupied...

 

[Strain42]

Fish chick.

I assume in the Zelda universe there's nothing peculiar about that. Besides, who would you be to judge, I've got a sword

 

[Sean Hollyman]

What about a Gerudo

 

[RheynbowDash]

Jabu Jabu.

This guy wins.

End of thread.

 

[ResonanceSD]

One of the Gerudo

 

[Caveworm]

Ruto.

I assume the Zora have gills so they can breath while their mouths are otherwise occupied...

That made me laugh!

I did much prefer Ruto then Zelda. I would have been very happy under the sea with her...

I bet that Navi is hot though. Must be some quest to get her a body.

Was Sheik a boy or a girl? I can't remember. He/She had a bad boy/girl thing going on...

 

[Chalacachaca]

Anyone who lives as far away from skullturas as possible.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Ruto.

I assume the Zora have gills so they can breath while their mouths are otherwise occupied...

I think that you have to be under water for that to work

*Thinks about it*

Oh, oh GOD!

OT: What about that girl from Lon Lon Ranch? Malon?

Funny how people assume that Link is straight. I'm racking my brain trying to think of a gayer video game character.

Whats-his-name from DA:O. That elf I never brought along with me? I think he wins

 

[kidigus]

...What did I drink last night?

 

[Palademon]

Who needs girlfriends?
Just walk into Gerudo desert.
They have one male born every century or something that then becomes king.
And yet they never explain the continuation of their race since there doesn't seem to be any tourists...I'll fix that.

 

[cuppajoe1687]

Nabooru...or malon, smoking hot redhead

 

[MisterM2402]

All of them, You know they all want it..... Fine sarah i guess

While I agree with your first point, there wasn't anyone called Sarah in the game... was there?
EDIT: You meant Saria, right? I didn't realise that at first >.<

Was Sheik a boy or a girl? I can't remember. He/She had a bad boy/girl thing going on...

Sheik was Zelda. So there you go