You are now the king/queen of the interenet, what is your first command.

[sheogoraththemad]

Kill. ALL. PONIES.

amen

 

[smithy_2045]

People who post on /b/ shall be sent to the gulags.

Apart from that, I'd have to wait and see before making any decisions.

 

[Ixnay1111]

I will hide for a few years and then release a really bad video that was nothing like my old videos...

 

[rokkolpo]

my first decree,proper grammar become law, or rather close to accurate. no more abbreviations or smiley faces, and never,ever,ever use numbers for letters

1337!

U mad LOL?


OT: I'd make sure I'd have the fastest connection of all!

 

[WaffleCopters]

i will remove the (non existant) testicles of all and every griefer and troll.

 

[squballs1234]

My first royal decree is to make Anonymous the Royal Honor Guard of my Kingdom, looking out for those who need protection.

 

[alimarin]

'BRING ME ALL OF THE PORN!'
or
'Replace every craigslist ad with cheese!'

 

[GraveeKing]

YOU SHALL ALL BE FURRY'S MWHAHAHAHAA!!

 

[Mike Laserbeam]

First command? Seriously hackers, stop that shit.

 

[Laser Priest]

Kill. ALL. PONIES.

But yeah, I'd do my best to get rid of trolls and outlaw criticizing people for... liking something that you don't like.

 

[AudienceOfOne1]

Leave it how it is but fine people one penny every time they use lol or make a retarded comment.

 

[OddOzZy666]

Am I the only one who slightly approves of Blondi3's law?

Anyway, OT.
I would, with every purchase of a laptop/PC after my reign begins, will receive a free copy of Minecraft and 50 pounds/dollars/euros free credit on Steam.

My second law would be, to outlaw hacking. Any computer found attempting to hack and destroy a website/service will be made an example of....through live vivisection.

 

[Emilox The Great]

no adverts.
no spam.
no virus'.
trolling would be an offence, and a fine must be paid.
hacking would be an offence punishable by death.
all games must be given to me for extensive testing before release.
1Gb per second internet speeds for everyone.
premium accounts on every single site free of charge for me.

Exactly this. and FR33 M0N3Y PL0X!

 

[spielberg11]

Fanfiction is now illegal, with penalty of death.

Also, Macs shall no longer be considered inferior to PCs. All are equal! No more bickering!

 

[Irriduccibilli]

Destroy the ponies and anime. Yes you heard me

 

[Engarde]

Two things! Reaction images are stupid and post them at your own risk! This links to my second law:

All internet users must sumbit their co-ordinates to my personal orbital ion cannon! Annoy me at your own risk!

 

[zombiejoe]

The CWCKI will now be declared "awesome" by all! For this pleases me.

lol, your turn.

Really? because my decree is more along the lines of stop CWC from ever going on the internet ever again even though he hasn't been on for a few months I mean stop him ever using it and making those stupid videos URGH.
Wha-What? I was rambling again wasn't I.....

First of all, I said CWCKI, not CWC

and secondly, he has stopped making videos for a while now.

The CWCKI is a wiki dedicated to everything having to do with Chris, making fun of him on the way. His racism, his love quest, Marry Lee Walsh, and of course, Sonichu.

Just look

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_Page

 

[Luthir Fontaine]

Trolls would be hanged from the neck until dead. Fox news would be closed. I would also Yahtzee my court jest