You are now the king/queen of the interenet, what is your first command.

[Sonic Doctor]

Kill. ALL. PONIES.

PONYEST!

BTW, why not trolls?

Why not trollnies?


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Heavy pony sanctions because it really is getting out of hand. Trolling gets a year ban from the internet, and since everybody will have a specific ID placed to them that they have to use on any computer they use to get on the net, they will not be able to get around the ban.

I of course gain free access to everything on the internet. People who mess with me will know my wrath because I will have the power to assume "direct control" of people's computers. I will have the authority to mess with the controlled computers. I can delete and change anything I want on them. I am also exempt from my rules being use against me.

Oh, thought my first act would probably be to cut all internet access to Apple/Mac users.

Edit: And as many people are saying, people have to write properly. Users get one day of ban time for every non-capitalization, run on sentence, non-punctuation, and other grammatical errors.

 

[Alon Shechter]

-People to use L33t talk will be in the town square (Twitter)
-Pony fans are to be skinned alive in the arena for the King's pleasure
-Which brings me to my next command, King will always be typed with a capital K.
-Anyone even remotely aggressive without a perfectly legit reason is to be tortured in public by stoning, removal of fingers, slow bleeding, the removal of finger/toe nails, and the cutting of the genitalia.

Yeah. I'm a King.

 

[LiquidGrape]

That the casual misogyny which is prevalent on the internet be punishable with public ridicule and permanent eviction from my domains.

 

[karloss01]

white knight against all the hackers that are getting in the way of mah vidia games.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Run away...fast. Sounds like too much hard work.

I hate responsability *shudder*

 

[tock333]

my first decree,proper grammar become law, or rather close to accurate. no more abbreviations or smiley faces, and never,ever,ever use numbers for letters

LOL, but screw the punctuation and capitalization!

As King I decree: Increased speed for all! All content for free! Long live net neutrality!

And just like jayteedubya I need to work on my punctuation too... Maybe a period or a question mark would be good instead of just exclamation marks wouldn't it?

 

[(sic) humor]

"And whosoever shall 'Roll a Rick', shall be drawn and quartered.

 

[TitanAtlas]

Has my first act ill correct the name interenet to internet....

 

[Xaio30]

RELEASE. THE. TROLLS!

 

[Rabarberskurk]

Bigotry will result in a warning (and a week without internet access). If they do it again they're banned from the internet.

 

[shitoutonme]

Anonymous must die!

 

[Electrogecko]

No more hackers, spammers, or viruses.

 

[William MacKay]

free internet for all! even free-er for poor people! trolling is now punishable by death!

 

[Vanbael]

I defer all power to Princess Celestia

Spoiler

The ponies shall rule forever! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Dick Johnson]

Death to twitter! Off with its head!

 

[standokan]

shut Down EVERYTHING

 

[SckizoBoy]

GRAMMAR NAZIS, UNITE!! OUR TIME HAS COME!

 

[aba1]

I shall make bigger bridges for the trolls