You are surrounded by 300 Spartans and can have two pieces of modern day equipment...

[One of Many]

Flamethrower with full tanks and Smith & Wesson Model 500, with plenty of ammo. its gonna be a good day to die.

 

[Crystalite]

Any one firearm.
Then I can ask them if they knew I could kill them with a sound, then shoot one.
Then wait what happens.

 

[thelonewolf266]

An Apache helicopter and a microwave cause i mean why not.

 

[twaddle]

you bring your 300 spartans i'll bring mine.

 

[gabe12301]

A straw....a candy straw.

 

[Remleiz]

F15 Eagle and a Predator Drone

 

[Corpse XxX]

My first thought was a massive tank with extra fitted flamethrower..

If tank is not an option, i would just settle for the flamethrower..

Also, i would like a full bodyarmor..

 

[TFielding]

A book on the History of Greece with dates of when the Spartans stopped being warriors to prove the Spartans wrong about their continued existence and my favorite meal: a toasted pastrami sandwich on Italian bread with lettuce, American Cheese, Ranch dressing, and Onions; Coca Cola; some Barbecue flavored Pop-Chips; Celery; and some Frozen Custard.
If the meal counts as multiple things, I'll just take the book and the sandwich.

 

[philosophicalbastard]

Combustable lemons and a Smashy-Spike Plate.

That'll show Aristotle who's boss!

 

[Thimblefoot]

Probably a flamethrower with fuel tanks and my Ipod with headphones

Your plan will be instantly foiled if one of the Spartans just happen to resemble Danny Glover, and dances in front of you in his hearty underwear.

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

Are these real Spartans that wore armor, or 300 Spartans that go to war in speedos? If the latter, just give me a good automatic weapon and a healthy supply of ammo.

In either case, how about a tank with Sweet Tooth's flaming Satanic clown head on top?

 

[Scott Guthrie]

a nuke and a supersonic jet

 

[Kiltguy]

A magic-flying-fire-breathing-dragon, and some candy?

no....

A 40mm grenade-launcher and a sidearm?

no...

My time-machine (that I apparently got here in), so I can GTFO! Yeah!

 

[monkey_man]

a fully loaded M16 Rifle with 20 extra clips.(containing 30 bullets each, just In case I miss.)
And a lvl 3 sg. just for lulz

 

[glaivethruster]

can't believe nobody's said this yet, a chainsaw and some combat Armour

 

[steeple]

huge speakers and my ipod...

if they wouldnt piss their pants from hearing loud music for the first time, I could always hit them with the speakers...

 

[Roofstone]

Fireproof full body armor..

Flamethrower..

Mwahahaha

 

[Ekonk]

A tank and a fridge inside the tank.

 

[Dango]

A cardboard box. I'll sneak my way out.

 

[Findlebob]

Isnt his the most perfect sexually innuendo?