You are surrounded by 300 Spartans and can have two pieces of modern day equipment...

[Shirokurou]

Flashbang and an motorcycle.
It's time to make like a tree and get out of here (c) Biff

 

[Irriduccibilli]

A flamethrower and a shotgun. Bring it ye bastards

 

[omega_peaches]

What do you do? The only catch is that they have to be things of a reasonable size (i.e. no buildings falling from the sky, no AC-130s, no large animals) and they cannot be either other people or things that require other people.

Oh, and to make things slightly more interesting, you are not allowed to just say "a gun", but rather you have to say the exact type of gun.

EDIT: Forgot to mention, the Spartans want to kill you for some reason. Let's say you trod on the Spartan Commander's toe, and he got really pissed.

Someone listens to painkiller already.
OT:Walkie Talkies and a flashlight.

 

[Reyalsfeihc]

A semi and within the back of said semi an M1 Abrams tank with extra ammunition

 

[Dirzzit]

Come at me bro.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Flame thrower and a radio.
If I start shooting fire and blasting music, they would probably just accept me as their new God.

 

[irani_che]

ak 47
rounds will tear through those sheilds no probs
whats that? only 200 rounds? lets see, after 4 of them get riddled with bullets i think the others will just run
hell, they are gonna scarper as soon as they hear the Rassassat of the rounds

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

What do you do? The only catch is that they have to be things of a reasonable size (i.e. no buildings falling from the sky, no AC-130s, no large animals) and they cannot be either other people or things that require other people.

Oh, and to make things slightly more interesting, you are not allowed to just say "a gun", but rather you have to say the exact type of gun.

EDIT: Forgot to mention, the Spartans want to kill you for some reason. Let's say you trod on the Spartan Commander's toe, and he got really pissed.

Someone listens to painkiller already.
OT:Walkie Talkies and a flashlight.

Hell yeah, PKA FTW.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Mustard gas and a gas mask.


"WHO LAUGHING NOW!?"

 

[philzibit]

Can I just have a hummer? so I can run there asses down.

If so, that and a Dean Martin cd.

 

[Choppaduel]

a helicopter... that is all

 

[DRSH1989]

EDIT: & bubble gum.

 

[wizard_joe88]

A Fast car and some candy

 

[Booze Zombie]

An APC with a water cannon and an cattle prod.

I'll just be sitting there with a cannon and if anyone gets close, bzzt.

 

[KaiRai]

A flamethrower and a car. I would then get in the car and mow/burn them down.

 

[King Toasty]

Portal gun and a rope.
Make two portals, facing each other. Put the rope through the first portal, and tie it to itself.

Is it a circle, or a straight line? Hrrrrmmm.

I don't know how this would save me, but it's col nonetheless.

 

[imnot]

A suitcase nuke and a cigar.
If im going out, im going out in style.

 

[Lenin211]

So are these spartan warriors or like children or something? Lets assume they are children. I pick a 3DS and also a Mario game. I escape while they are distracted.

 

[teebeeohh]

how far away are they? because everything under 100m and i am dead anyway.
oh and spartans are less awesome than the internetz make you think, Athens was way more awesome.

 

[rokkolpo]

A blue screen.

Hey it worked in Meet the Spartans.