You are surrounded by 300 Spartans and can have two pieces of modern day equipment...

[Kenko]

A Heavy Bolter mounted on a tri-pod.

Spartan Meat-goo soup anyone?

 

[goldendriger]

Painkiller Already? =P awesome. Id go with an AA-12 with 5 Dragons Breath round, cause they'd be freaked out that i have a magic stick that shoots fire, with some extra ammo (Hopefully thats 1) if so, Id go with Dragonskin armour (Not D&D) just for the added protection from rocks.

 

[Zakarath]

I'll take some claymores, a pair of AA-12s, and several extra drum magazines (Including some Dragon's Breath rounds for their sheer awesomeness.). And maybe a P90 too.

 

[Nabirius]

Nuke and a nuke-shield or something XP

 

[Seraj]

turret from portal and some popcorn

 

[ResonanceSD]

an AC-130 with that cannon thing on the side.

 

[Veldel]

Spaz Shotgun and Solid Snakes Bandana

 

[Baradiel]

A suit of Mjolnir armour and an Energy Sword.

One Spartan vs 300 other spartans. I think I'd know who'd win...

That, or a shitload of mustard gas and a gas mask.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A nuke and a shiny red button.

 

[Valiance]

A jetpack. That's about all I'd need. And we had them in the 1950s, so don't tell me it's not modern!

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

m60 LW machine gun.

Soldiers from 2 millenia ago will shit themselves after hearing a gunshot, and especially when the bullets go straight through their bronze shields.

and, a boom box, to mesmerize them with "I'm too sexy" while I'm reloading.

 

[thedevilscousin]

c4 with a remote control and a bag of chips to eat afterwards

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

A DVD of 300 and a DVD player.

"Wanna see how you'll look if you don't let me go?"

 

[SimpleChimp]

The people that keep saying "modern day tank" and not using the "specify" rule, that and it takes four people to operate the modern tank, 1 to reload, 1 to gun, 1 to drive, and 1 to navigate/lead the tank.

I would counterargue that since they don't have any weaponry that could penetrate the tank armor, you only really need one person to reload and shoot

Myself? One of those riot grenade launcher, filled with CS gas 'nades. and a gasmask.

Pop pop pop pop. Strut the fuck away like a boss.

If i am not mistaken, unless your using a new Abrams, the gunner and the reloader are both needed to load a shell.

 

[NickCooley]

Considering I'm surrounded i.e in close quarters and there's barely a way in hell I could kill 300 people before they kill me without risking killing myself in the process and especially since almost all the above mentioned vehicles take more than one person drive/pilot and fire (never mind the skills required to do so) fighting would be futile.

I'll just go with say a small car/truck of some kind with a plough on the front and plenty of petrol. That way I can break through the surrounding Spartans and drive somewhere a wee bit less stabby.

 

[Sharkeyboi]

I'll just take a keg of beer. If you're gonna die, may as well die screaming.

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

snip

Did you get this from PKA?

Yup. Heard it and wanted to see what the Escapist could come up with for it.