You are surrounded by 300 Spartans and can have two pieces of modern day equipment...

[blankedboy]

A Segway and a butter knife.
FEEL MY WRATH

 

[VondeVon]

Portal gun :| Plus a bit of.. porta-ble wall so I can shoot the moon and they can all get sucked in but I can be cool and hold onto something nearby :3

Damn! I was gonna go Portal gun.

I guess I'll take one personal shield device and one of those rolling shooters from Star Wars that have their own in-built shield. One it finishes laying waste to the Spartans (assuming none of the Spartans are also a Jedi) I can walk on all the toes I want.

 

[ryo02]

a tank ... 2 pieces? erm ... ok Ill take a megaphone

monster truck would work well too or an apc

 

[sora91111]

Samuri sword and some kick-ass theme music, because if I'm going down I'm goingg down using a weapon I can't use effectivly.

 

[EGtodd09]

A minigun that simultaneously shoots flames like a flamethrower mounted on a tripod that can turn endlessly by having the ammo spin with the gun and the same thing attached to the same tripod so it firing a minigun-flamethrower whatever way I'm not facing as well as the way I am facing. Obviously, they also come with a shittonne of ammo and fuel.

 

[Frosted89]

HMWA X Assault Rifle with 2 Frictionless Material X Upgrades and Shredder Rounds X all I need baby, okay fine; modern weapons an armored vehicle with a mounted machine gun fully loaded, with a bunch of spare ammo.

 

[VaderMan92]

Iron man armor

of real stuff that exists however...
head to tow steel armor and a M249 saw with one of those experimental backpack feed systems that holds tons of ammo.

 

[the spud]

I would pick the thunder gun and nun-chucks. The thunder gun would make a nice, big gap in there defenses, and the nun-chucks would take care of anyone who tries to fill the gap.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

one of those lightning generator thingies (tesla coil?) that shoot arcs of electricity at the closest conductor (METAL HELMETS ANYONE?!?!?!) and a megaphone.
*ahem* "I AM ARES GOD OF WAR! FEAR ME! WORSHIP ME! ABANDON ALL HOPE OR LOSE YOUR LIFE FROM MY AWESOME DIVINE THUNDER STUFF!!!" *kills nearest spartan*
Also let's asume that the megaphone translates my voice into greek..................wont be doing much good speaking english to these gentlemen will it?

 

[LittleChone]

The movie 300, and a fully charged portable DVD player.

That should be enough to defeat them.

 

[janerowdy]

a shit ton of concertina wire and landmines
or
a CH-47D helicopter and a bunch of pianos, anvils, and bowling balls
or
300 prostitutes and a bucket of cocaine

 

[AtheistConservative]

I would want full plate mail armor made of 4340 steel, as for my weapon, if the Spartans had been transported to my time a M2 Machine Gun mounted on a tall tripod so that I could easily bring it to bear on the Spartans. If I had been transported to their time I would want one of the 1800's era Gatling guns in .45 Government, that way I would have some chance of maintaining it after the fight as well as reloading it.

 

[Drexlor]

A Vulcan minigun and a steel toed boot. I want to do some Spartan kicks on the last one.

Captcha- 1/2inch entorech- Do I want to know what that is?

 

[jayjaykoolaid]

200 Combustible lemons and a rock-it launcher. Nothing would win.

 

[MrJKapowey]

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I could fly at daytime because there would be no AA capabilities and could therefore kick the Spartans Sh*tless.

'Some kind of translating mega-phone'. So I can yell to them in their own language that if they do not leave then I will destroy them with the power of my father (I dunno, Zeus). If they don't back off then it's danger close with the 40mm cannons and those give them the good news until I feel safe. Whilst they're running the 105 can have a go too.

What do you do? The only catch is that they have to be things of a reasonable size (i.e. no buildings falling from the sky, no AC-130s, no large animals) and they cannot be either other people or things that require other people.

Oh, and to make things slightly more interesting, you are not allowed to just say "a gun", but rather you have to say the exact type of gun.

EDIT: Forgot to mention, the Spartans want to kill you for some reason. Let's say you trod on the Spartan Commander's toe, and he got really pissed.

Aww, damn...

Two flamethrowers with like a swimming pool of fuel behind me.

 

[TriggerOnly]

Portable DvD player with a good porn DvD in it.

 

[HentMas]

a backpack filled with COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!


i think i was super ninja´d

 

[TheTejs]

A tea cup and a hairpin

(points if you see the reference)

 

[Custard_Angel]

I will take a modified "Metal Storm" gun so that it fires in a 180 degree arc.

With 2 of these (myself sitting in the middle), I can murder a crowd of 1 million people.

 

[Elijah Ball]

mark v spartan suit.

actual /thread