you are the king of the....

[jackknife402]

King of the dwarves, who wouldn't want to be a badass womanizer who drinks beer all day and hits rocks with hammers?

 

[Ace of Spades]

The Chimera. That'd be fun.

 

[blitz609]

the nerds, so i could take over the world.

 

[No One Jones]

Whatever alien race Lum belongs to.

As in Lum the Mad?

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

The Amazons.

A race of beautiful warrior women.

....hail to the king, baby.

 

[Xvito]

Well... That's easy. I'd be king of the Spathi. One of the alien races from The Ur-Quan Masters. If you haven't played it, then go do it... Now!

 

[El Poncho]

King of the Dragons. I will rule the world since the only knights around nowadays are football players and people who gave struggling people lots of money so I doubt i'm at risk of any of my dragons to be killed.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Whatever alien race Lum belongs to.

As in Lum the Mad?

Well, she's likely to zap me if she gets angry, but I don't know if I'd call her Mad...

 

[John Smyth]

Spoiler

snip

and now my head hurts.

I'm starting feel sick now from that flashing
I'd like to be king of the auditors, then I could make them where bright colours. It would bee awesome.

 

[No One Jones]

Whatever alien race Lum belongs to.

As in Lum the Mad?

Well, she's likely to zap me if she gets angry, but I don't know if I'd call her Mad...

As I recall from the Greyhawk setting where Lum originates, he was a male and some great whacko wizard ruler. If you mean the MMORPG reviewer, he is also a male.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Super Ninja Pandas.

 

[Latinidiot]

i'd be the king of Pop.
we need a new one.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

I would be the king of women in class S zettai ryouiki.
That would be true fukken power.

Alternately I would like to be the king of the laws of physics. That would be awesome too.

[EDIT:] Yay; page 2!

 

[Julianking93]

Dragons.

I could rule the world in a matter of hours.

 

[Aunel]

the nerds, so i could take over the world.

of warcraft.

OT: rule the darkness, I would kill the president if it gave me that kind of power.

 

[ArcWinter]

Either the Argonians from The Elder Scrolls, or the Gibbering Beasts from the newest version of Dungeons & Dragons.

 

[ae86gamer]

I'd be the leader of the War Kittens.

[http://photobucket.com/images/war%20kittens]

 

[Squedee]

I would be chieftain of the minotaur
or godberry king of the juice
(cookie for reference)

 

[WoolyCaterpillar]

The Borg!