you are the king of the....

[open trap]

Humans. Duh.

but because of human nature youd have to be a saint to prevent some one from killing you

 

[Deleric]

King of Town.

Oh yeah.

 

[Charli]

Humans. Duh.

but because of human nature youd have to be a saint to prevent some one from killing you

Guards take this peasent to the dungeons for 24 hours of teletubbies. Tape his eyes open and inject him with caffine.

 

[mannaroth]

I am the No Life King because that's what it says online.

 

[Spleenbag]

I would be a Lord, not a king. Lord Bleenimus! I don't know what he rules though. Perhaps a sprawling empire of Space-Jews.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

King of the Cylons

 

[SendMeNoodz84]

King of the Cylons

Frakking toaster piece of crap...

 

[teisjm]

I sortof excpected the first word of the post to be beavers... cookie for reference

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

King of being a twat.

 

[Lord Thodin]

King of the Sith. Anything sith must be run by me first

 

[Uilleand]

The Potato People

 

[Zosephine]

The Jews.

Awesome.

I'd be Ruler of the Ninja Pirates. All the strengths of both, none of the weaknesses.

 

[VonCrown]

I sortof excpected the first word of the post to be beavers... cookie for reference

You can't fool owls!

My natural inclination would be to say the king of the undead for myself, but my innate genre-savvy warns me away from anything that can easily be made and expendable mook of/inherently draws ire from others, soooooo...
Oh, I know, king of the various lovecraftian eldritch horrors.

 

[War Penguin]

Penguins. I know you saw that coming and I know that's not an alien species but these penguins are different. They can talk, they have opposable thumbs, and they have military experience. The War Penguins.
Go forth my little bird in tuxedos! This world shall be ours! Bwahaha! >
(I'm crazy)

 

[AWC Viper]

the king of the universe

no wait scratch that im already lord emperor of the UFPG (United Front of Pissed Gamers) (need recruits)

because we get no recognition for inventing such great words as : LOL, OMFG, ZOMFG and many more

 

[AWC Viper]

and the king of playboy because im a dude. >.>

 

[Puzzles]

The Amazons.

A race of beautiful warrior women.

....hail to the king, baby.

I'm not sure they would take kindly to being ruled by a man, I hear they might be feminist.

As for me, King of the Germ Hordes.

Because you can't stop what you can't see. Except with walls and masks and things... Damn it.

 

[Pegghead]

Ummmmm I pick... king of the Morlocks, with me in charge no pesky time travellers gonna screw things up.

 

[Actual Charlie Nash]

king of the slowpokes?