You are the last human on Earth. What now?

[joshuaayt]

Waltz up to my local mall, twist my way into EB games, jitterbug over to the PS3 section, and tango with Welkin Gunther.

Then, I don't know, have a ball with the rest of the games. For the rest of my life. I'd close up the shop come nightfall, though- never know what is actually going down, gotta be careful.

EDIT: Well, obviously this would be as I try to deal with the fact that I just lost my sister and mother. I mean, that would hurt. And then I'd need to sort power out... I'll have to think this through.

 

[Strazdas]

Id probably try to get as much perishable food and eat it before it goes off and i have to live off canned food.

And raid a gunshop, and try to learn to use a gun. Because the animals will start to reclaim the cities, and i dont want to be mauled by a half starved wild dog.]

Then I would play videogames with my spare time. I could probably get enough fuel and spare generators from the local rental places to give me power for the rest of my life.

pretty much what i would do too.

 

[GoldenFish]

I'd just do whatever I wanted. Probably go to the local library a lot to help me figure out how to grow some kind of crop and anything else I need to do.
I might also go to a women's clothes shop and just see how comfortable those panties really are.

 

[flatten_the_skyline]

GOOD TIMES!

 

[Jezzascmezza]

Game and watch movies endlessly until I'm driven mad by the loneliness and isolation.

 

[Dracowrath]

I'd probably gather supplies from my house and walk with my dog to the nearest suburb, find the nicest house there, and spend my time playing video games. When the food runs low I'll probably hike to the nearest store for gardening supplies, switching to a diet of nonperishable foods like twinkies while my crops grow.

 

[Rawne1980]

Pretty much anything I wanted.

Firstly finding enough fuel to keep my generator going for when the electricity stopped (you know it wouldn't shut it straight away).

Alcohol ... lots of it.

Celebrate the fact i'm free from reality tv for the rest of my life.

Randomly walk into peoples houses and see if they had any weird collections worth giggling at.

 

[JesterRaiin]

Oh brother...
First thing - i'd mourn my wife.
Second - i'd acquire all modern consoles and try all games considered "best-in-its-genre".

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

All the animals are still alive, you say? Well, shit, after I get my new home in Walmart set up, it's time to go save some doggehs! No one else is gonna be around to do it, and what else am I gonna do?

I'd also start wearing a bowtie at all times and work on perfecting time travel. I think that's a requirement for the whole "last of your race" thing.

 

[Pakkie]

Eat crap, shoot shit, play games.

 

[Carbonyl]

Science.
I am reasonably certain I could produce a clone, because I would have access to all of the scientific materials I would need as well as be free of regulations. The resulting race of humans would be all-female, unless there continued to exist sperm banks, in which case: In vitro fertilization. For me and all my clones I guess. Also, there will be libraries and labs and things to learn and create. And I will have to hope I have good enough birthing hips for all this repopulating I'll need to do. Unless I can build tanks..... tanks for baby-growing, and all the sperm banks will be easy to break into, as well as the egg-banks (I really don't know what those are called). But mostly there will be no competition for scientific funding and zero paperwork for ordering chemicals. I'll amass a pack of dogs, and rescue any pets I can from locked houses. I'll write books and learn to play an instrument. But mostly I will work on baby-tanks and cloning, and research how to perform a C-section should it be necessary. I will learn all of the medical knowledge I can. I am pretty sure I would sob quite a bit. But I'll work my ass off to repopulate the earth, and instill a great respect for education and science in the new civilization. Also, I will have achieved my dream of ruling the world.

I'll really miss sex though.

 

[Zeema]

IM GOING TO RUN AROUND NAKED

and then go saints row and wear all diffrent kinds of clothing

 

[Infernai]

Mourn the loss of the people i loved for starters, then go on to game and whatnot till i got bored.

With little else to do, i'd write down a brief record of events as to just what i did with my life (However brief) and explain what humans were, some of the achievements. Why? Well, if an alien race comes along i think they'd wanna know what the hell happened and hey...written record that we, y'know, Existed (Internet won't last due to lack of sustainable power so..yeah, besides it won't hurt to give a brief chronicle of myself as well as some of humanities greatest achievements and explain that all humanity just upped and disappeared one day as well as theories as to what the hell happened. Plus, y'know, cryptic warning of 'don't repeat our mistakes!'). After that? Probably just wait for my time to come.

 

[i love headcrabs]

find guns,bacon,fuel,mountain dew.make my way to america and go to NASA and work on my space program go find life in space and hang out with them

 

[Scarim Coral]

Well first thing I would go the nearest book shop and the library to break in and read books of survival like farming, travelling and hunting.
Likewise I would raid the shops for games, dvds and etc however how long does the electricity run for since there no one to check the generator or whatever making it?
While I would love to go to China, America and Japan etc to raid even more stuff (it would be awesome for me) but I highly doubt I can get there safely by boat (even if I control a large ship chances are I would get lost and stave to death).
Also along the line I would go mad due to no advancemet like no more new games, tv shows, anime and webcomics. I must know how it will end!

 

[DrDango]

do things ive always wanted to do than find a way to give human like intelligence to animals
than hire bunnys to work in my playboy mansion

 

[ShindoL Shill]

play IRL minecraft.
obviously.

 

[Wolfhowl the shadow lurker]

play games,set things on fire,find a nice house fill it with things i like,and have great time for many many years