Wait for hot alien blue chicks to arrive to take me to their sience center for the procreation of endangered lifeforms.
...It could happen.
...It could happen.
You are the last human on Earth. What now?
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I would go flying to America, see if Area 51 is real and really had all those fancy secrets. If not, I would go to the nearest lab and sperm bank, and create a bunch of in-vitro children, all from different parents so they could fuck each other to reproduce the human race.
If yes, I would make the same damn thing that I would do if not, but this time it would take one week for my creations to reach full maturity, and then I would steal a space-craft, find out a way to make myself immortal and become the master of the new world. All Praise the Overlord.
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What? I have a pretty fertile imagination...
If yes, I would make the same damn thing that I would do if not, but this time it would take one week for my creations to reach full maturity, and then I would steal a space-craft, find out a way to make myself immortal and become the master of the new world. All Praise the Overlord.
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What? I have a pretty fertile imagination...
After finding out such, I would treat it like a zombie apocalypse and work to a redesigned plan. Firstly, Find a defensible building that can be used for shelter. Secondly, Provisions: gather up as much food and water as possible. avoid perishable items and focus on things that can be effectively rationed for long periods. Thirdly, Security: Hit up local Police stations, Military bases & Gun stores & load up on EVERYTHING. Like provisions, ration the ammo carefully: Focus use on items like Bows & arrows with a sidearm as reserve and use rifles & such when performing hunts against dangerous targets. Lastly, read up on everything that teaches you about surviving in wilderness environments. Not many people will know what to do in a situation like this & power will keep appliances running long enough that several folders-worth of survival knowledge could be printed off... especially if power is generated from a nuclear reactor. After that, start a diary and hope you get lucky.
Despair at the lack of ability to have sex ever again but enjoy the modern world before it's lack of upkeep makes me miserable.
First I chop a few trees down with my bare fists, then make some sort of workbench out of them. Then I make an axe so I can get wood even faster. THEN I realise its becoming night time so I quickly dig a hole into the side of the earth and burn some wood for charcoal...
You see where I'm going with this.
You see where I'm going with this.
A lot of people seem to be interested in gaming till the power runs out.
Luckily, living in Australia, all I need to do is slap up some solar panels NOW and I'm all good for power.
...I should probably educate myself on how to repair/replace them, though.
Even the water shouldn't be a problem, with all the people hogging it gone. Rainwater tanks, maybe dig myself a naturally-filtered pool...
The hard bit would be learning how to do the whole 'horse and wagon' thing for extended trips, I think.
Luckily, living in Australia, all I need to do is slap up some solar panels NOW and I'm all good for power.
...I should probably educate myself on how to repair/replace them, though.
Even the water shouldn't be a problem, with all the people hogging it gone. Rainwater tanks, maybe dig myself a naturally-filtered pool...
The hard bit would be learning how to do the whole 'horse and wagon' thing for extended trips, I think.
To quote Red Dwarf:
"The only lifeforms here are the most basic single-celled protozoa, and me. Relationships would be difficult, but not impossible." - Rimmer
"The only lifeforms here are the most basic single-celled protozoa, and me. Relationships would be difficult, but not impossible." - Rimmer
Is it really stealing if there is no next of kin or government or what have you to claim the possessions?Aerosteam 1908 said:
As for me, video games. And cats. Lots and lots of cats. I hate people, but love cats.
Write a brief history of the fall of the human race on a kindle.
Hook it up to a solar panel array, and a radio transmitter, in a desert.
Promptly commit suicide because fuck going crazy.
Aliens eventually come, and their sensors pick up the beacon, as it's the only signal on earth.
They decipher it and it comes to be their religious text, and wars are fought between factions with different interpretations of the text.
They will eventually wipe themselves out.
Hook it up to a solar panel array, and a radio transmitter, in a desert.
Promptly commit suicide because fuck going crazy.
Aliens eventually come, and their sensors pick up the beacon, as it's the only signal on earth.
They decipher it and it comes to be their religious text, and wars are fought between factions with different interpretations of the text.
They will eventually wipe themselves out.
Thats how i'd start aswell then i'd start hitting books stores for survival info on how to skin & cook animals while also hunting for IVF labs etc i'd have a lot of studying to do but hopefully i could use some frozen ovaries & artificial womb to restart the raceFieldy409 said:
I guess id finally be able to finish the long campaign in rome total war, big maybe on that one though. Id also loot every porn shop and mourn the loss of women 
Well I'd probaly find a generator, than go around playing video games and shooting shit before I got bored and killed myself with... I dunno a tank. Also setting things on fire sounds fun.
No, wait wait wait, I'd steal a shitload of explosives and blow up helsinki. Before that I'd steal a hammer or something and break into peoples houses to mess with their shit.
But you know, suicide.
No, wait wait wait, I'd steal a shitload of explosives and blow up helsinki. Before that I'd steal a hammer or something and break into peoples houses to mess with their shit.
But you know, suicide.
