You are the last human on Earth. What now?

[Sigmar ov The Hammer]

Grab all the weapons I can (excluding firearms. I may be the last human, but I shall stick to my principles till the end), food, water, take my neighbours bike and cycle in any direction. I'd take my dogs with me, for company, and let any others join me if they should so wish (the more the merrier).

In other words, I'd wander the world. Finding what food and shelter I can along the way. I'd go to all the places I want to.
After exploring the entirety of the UK, I'd eventually try and cross the sea to.... anywhere that isn't too much of a sea voyage.
To be fair, I may just find a perfect natural shelter and just stay there. Be at one with nature till I die. With myself and my animal companions.
Of course, there would be times were I'd feel well and truly alone and there'd be hours when I just feel miserable due to the fact that I'll never be able to hold someone ever again. Kiss, laugh, cry, love, make love to and live with. Having animal companions with me will help with the solitude, but without someone with me, I may break down.
Or not.

In the end, I may become curious as to where everyone has gone and go looking.

 

[No_Remainders]

*Looks out window*

"Well then."

*plays more video games*

 

[Craorach]

Eventually, if I truly was the last person on earth, I'd probably kill myself.

Until then, however, I'd try to educate myself as best I can.. make as much record of human civilisation and achievement as I could, so that if I did find people I could ensure we hadn't lost to much.

That's if I managed to get past the first devastating few weeks without my wife and everyone else I care for.

 

[Smooth Operator]

What no bodies to warm up? Well that's a bummer :S

I imagine I would travel alot, see what the world has to offer now I'm not being scammed for money on every corner.
I wonder howmany anime sex robots there would be in Japan... what, man hasto have priorities.

 

[Robert Ewing]

Realize I'm all on my own.

Gather up food, and supplies. All perishable food I can get my hands on.

Move into an incredibly large building, in order to store everything. Probably my local shopping mall.

Barricade myself from all the critters that lived off of human waste, they will be shit angry.

Loot the hell out of stuff.

Carry out my usual life. Minecraft, fap, repeat. *tears slightly*

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Hop into a truck and drive on down to Play n Trade. Load up the thing with all the games they have there (ok, not ALL. I'll leave the doubles there. I don't want to end up with 2 dozen copies of Grand Theft Auto 3 or, Final Fantasy X)

Then I'd take my new collection of games to a farm somewhere, set up my archive in a room or several and, play my years away. I saw a farm but I know I would probably end up surrounded by dead animals within a year. Luckily, I can stock up on things like spaghetti-O's and, ramen noodles. Those things have shelf-lives on par with giant tortoises. Speaking of, I'd probably steal one from an aquarium and keep it as a pet. Pets keep people sane, don't they? Anyway, it would be just me, A'tuin and all the consoles I could grab. Multiplayer modes would be out of course but there would still be tens of thousands of games for me to occupy myself with.

 

[Phas]

I would release all the animals, since being in a cage will demolish your chance to live completely with no people around, then I'd try to make everything I know how into something to benefit animals.

Because hey, if you're the last human, you might as well just help the other animals while you're still alive.

 

[Chesterfield Snapdragon McFisticuffs]

Probably just... travel the world, wanking at different landmarks, as well as walking around nude, wanking as I go. Then I'd go all primal in my free time and hunt animals and shit.

 

[Hristo Petrov]

Well there is only 1 thing left to do ELEVATOR PARTY ELEVATOR PARTY ELEVATOR PARTY !!!

 

[Chris646]

First, I'd get some food. Then, I get guns. After that, I spend my time learning math and science. Then I work on pretty much breaking science's back over my knee until it breaks and yields time travel

 

[StormShaun]

I would see if anyone is still here, then I would find out I'm by myself.

Say "Shit"

Go raid the world's biggest solar powered mansion.

Raid some shops with a garbage truck and throw the food in there.

Raid a libary and teach myself about farming.

Gather farming gear.

Start farming.

Maybe build some wind powers thingys.

Raid for games, weapons (In case), and etc.

Build fortifications.

Put out a large distance radio call from an army base near the mansion.

Live it up.

Get board.

Realize I am the last human left and I don't want this race to die.

Go to NASA or whatever and send a radio signal that reaches the barriers of the universe.

Wait.

Human like Aliens come or I wait forever and die

I make contact with aliens.

We make an alliance.

I marry their hot daughter that I develop feelings for.

Have children.

Either watch life go by me and die from time or get cured by aliens and live forever as their king.

The End.

It sounds like a really good plan.

 

[Clive Howlitzer]

War, huh, good God. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!

 

[Crazycat690]

I dunno, would be very booring, I'd probably roam the land with my cats "I am Legend"-style

 

[chiMmy]

Mourn the loss of the people i loved for starters, then go on to game and whatnot till i got bored.

With little else to do, i'd write down a brief record of events as to just what i did with my life (However brief) and explain what humans were, some of the achievements. Why? Well, if an alien race comes along i think they'd wanna know what the hell happened and hey...written record that we, y'know, Existed (Internet won't last due to lack of sustainable power so..yeah, besides it won't hurt to give a brief chronicle of myself as well as some of humanities greatest achievements and explain that all humanity just upped and disappeared one day as well as theories as to what the hell happened. Plus, y'know, cryptic warning of 'don't repeat our mistakes!'). After that? Probably just wait for my time to come.

Yeah cryptic warnings should be a must, right?

I'm not sure, workout I guess. You never know when you need that cardio.

 

[VondeVon]

But seriously, if I know I'm the last human on Earth? Like truly know it? Then I eat a bullet. What's the point in surviving? One day, no matter what, I'll die and the race will cease to exist. There is nothing I could do on this Earth that would therefore matter.

Are you serious? I'd be the opposite. After the initial scramble to fortify and prepare, I'd spend my free time working out how to leave lasting messages for any alien archaeologists. Including at least one 'Yo Mama' crack.

 

[FEichinger]

If a woman survives, she can reproduce the entire race. If a man survives, mankind is pretty much fucked.

Since I'm male ... I'd just grab a bike and see how long it takes me to get pissed enough to kill myself ...

 

[StarCecil]

But seriously, if I know I'm the last human on Earth? Like truly know it? Then I eat a bullet. What's the point in surviving? One day, no matter what, I'll die and the race will cease to exist. There is nothing I could do on this Earth that would therefore matter.

Are you serious? I'd be the opposite. After the initial scramble to fortify and prepare, I'd spend my free time working out how to leave lasting messages for any alien archaeologists. Including at least one 'Yo Mama' crack.

"Dear Aliens,

Fuck you and yo' stank ass ET momma!"

 

[Zacharious-khan]

minecraft, in ultra super high definition real life 3D etc...

 

[Ryokai]

Naked Time. 'Nuff said.