You can bring one weapon, tool, or character into the real world from any video game ever...

[Dr. Paine]

Person: .....idk, probably the wisecracking robotic voice from portal, just to hear her(he, she, IT, whatever the hell that thing is) great dark humor jokes...which aren't always 'jokes'...
but yeah.

She (and it is 'she') would probably try killing you, though. Otherwise GLaDOS would have been a no-brainer on who to bring out xD

 

[BehattedWanderer]

I...actually...er, that is...Touché, salesman. Well played. I'll admit when I am beat.

Haha, but thanks for pointing out how I still needed to replan this.

Also, salesman? What? Why'd you call me that? *confused*

Haven't heard the line, eh? Its just a way of saying you sold your point, is all.

Nope! I don't get out much.

[sub]Wait...[/sub]

Anyway, makes sense. For a minute there I thought you forgot about me. Or just chose to ignore me instead...

Nope, just prioritized you to gaming, work, and food. And there was a girl to flirt with, you know how it goes.

 

[somethingprofound]

hmm actually character... mewtwo, who doesn't want a character that can reshape reality and (more importantly) is (supposedly) controlled by you, god i love my retro characters

 

[traceur_]

The Shiva Sisters summon from Final Fantasy 13.

1. It's an FF summon, so it's intrinsically awesome.
2. I'd be safe from any fight, mugging, assault etc since I could just summon them to protect me.
3. They can combine into a freaking sweet motorcycle which is very fast, agile and free since I wouldn't have to pay for petrol.

Spoiler

Their Diamond Dust attack is friggin awesome.

 

[Mozza444]

A tactical insersion from MW2, why?
I die, i respawn in my bed and place another.

 

[Ben Jamin]

A tactical insersion from MW2, why?
I die, i respawn in my bed and place another.

This man is a genius.

Probably magic. Which kind you say? All of it, ever.

 

[Arc_Light]

Akimbo 1897's.... just too see if i shatter my arms when i fire them....

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Character?

Spoiler: And the slave obeyed. FOUR!

Eleanor as the Big Sister, failing that, the plasmid that summons her, her accent and manner of speaking when she kicks ass is freaking sweet.

Weapon: The Big Sister needle/sword gloves.

Tool: The Sea Slug.

 

[Straitjacketeering]

I'd want the dual wristblades from assassins creed 2, for... easly spreading peanutbutter.

And all of coles lightning powers from infamous! As long at the bolts were badass red.

 

[Radu889]

The motion tracker from AVP.

Mostly because I can.

 

[Trifixion]

The Shrink Ray from Duke Nukem 3D. Zap, Stomp, Squish, Fun!

 

[Eponet]

Marble Phantasm, Eyes of Death Perception, or Projection

 

[Heart of Darkness]

I...actually...er, that is...Touché, salesman. Well played. I'll admit when I am beat.

Haha, but thanks for pointing out how I still needed to replan this.

Also, salesman? What? Why'd you call me that? *confused*

Haven't heard the line, eh? Its just a way of saying you sold your point, is all.

Nope! I don't get out much.

[sub]Wait...[/sub]

Anyway, makes sense. For a minute there I thought you forgot about me. Or just chose to ignore me instead...

Nope, just prioritized you to gaming, work, and food. And there was a girl to flirt with, you know how it goes.

Ah, yes, two of the four biological Fs covered....food and *cough* reproduction. I understand fully.

 

[gibboss28]

Not quite from a video game but I don't care! I want a Tribble or a Borg Cube.

 

[LeonLethality]

the ultimas heaven and earth dual swords from the Monster Hunter, they would look sweet on my wall

Guild sabers look pretty sweet too if a bit generic

OT: the R.Y.N.O. it would solve all my problems.

 

[Lucifron]

1. Aquire device from game that allows me to read minds.
2. Achieve world domination before age 30.
3. ?????
4. Profit.

 

[Christemo]

Captain Falcon´s right hand.