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Veritasiness

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A laptop containing files which explain the secrets of constructing transporters, matter replicators, faster-than-light transportation drives, and fully realistic virtual realities.

Why not? :p
 

kouriichi

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Ah.... Invulnerable Chassis.

You wear it like a vest, it attaches and forms to the skin, and pumps a constant stream of nanobots ((which are protected by a magnetic field so they cant be effected by electricity.))

The nanobots form an armor like layer under the skin that reacts to impacts according to the type. When the body is coming under injury, it reverts the pain into data and blocks it from the brain. The nanobots then repair said injury by creating micro-compounds that mimic tissue, and bond with nerves.

The chassis itself is made from High-carbon steel and reinforced with an artificial diamond compound, and lined with a very thin layer of gold. In between each layer is a thin membrane that nanobots can travel through, and repair the chassis itself. ((by using the damaged steel, diamond and gold thats still part of the chassis.))

The nanobots also act as red and white blood cells, transporting important resources through the body, and protecting it from viral invaders. This means that ageing would almost cease to occur because of the lack of dying cells, due to them all constantly being taken care of.

The chassis and nanobots recharge by either active movement ((which constantly generates a static charge they can charge off of, letting your body itself do most of the work)), food consumption ((the heat generated when digesting food can give the chassis a small boost of energy, as the inner layer would react to heat)), or just the act of sleeping. ((Which gives them time to charge from the process of converting the water you would sweat, which is mostly water, into fuel.))

This means even if you were locking in a room with no light or food, the act of sleeping/staying still would allow you to recharge, until you became dehydrated. But by then, due to your superhuman strength, speed, and agility, you should have found a way OUT of the room.
 

Dr-Sock

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A ray gun that when it hits some one they automatically void their bowels. Oh the hilarity I will have when I cause the pope to poop.
 

Jabberwock xeno

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All of you aren't thinking...

I want either a genie lamp that has a genie inside that won't make my wishes backfire, or the Dragon Balls.
 

Cpu46

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Ice Azure said:
Utsuho's third leg err, I mean Cannon Arm.

Something that can swap genders...

What? Don't look at me like that. Don't tell me you've never wondered what you would be like if you were completely the opposite gender. (As in mannerisms, looks, uh, and... "Assets", but keeping your mind/awareness/consciousness the same. (I.E. being transformed and not noticing differences in yourself other than the obvious ones.)

I'm a guy by the way, if you can't tell by this post.
I was about to post the transformation gun from El Goonish Shive [http://egscomics.com/] for more or less the same purpose. Although it can also transform people into other people, 'enhance' people, and change them into half animals too so it covers most nerd fantasies.
 

Elvis Starburst

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Portable game system that can play any game in existence from any system, with infinite battery life and is unable to be scratched or damaged.
 

Zakarath

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I'll take a Corellian YT-1300 transport. Sure, other ships mentioned are pretty much completely better (Tardis and Enterprise), but I just like its feel. I'd take a Firefly over it if the Firefly had FTL, but it doesn't.
 

Gulleko

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SixWingedAsura said:
Handheld Matter Transference Device. Teleports me to things, things to me, things to things, ect. In other words:

REALLY F**KING USEFUL.
That's what I want too! Mainly for being able to see my boyfriend any time I wanted, but also for going on vacation,
and of course for stealing stuff! (the bank would never know what happened) :p
 

Shakomaru

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A netnavi. Yknow from Batttle network. then I'd patent it, and make a bunch so Everyone would have one, and the net would be born.
 

TiloXofXTanto

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A simulator that is capable of simulating the universe as is, with the simulator being simulated within it simulating the same thing.

The existential questions would become so ridiculously hopeless that we'd weed out everyone who wasn't optimistic, and then later the optimists would use it to find out how physics work.
 

poleboy

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A one-man spaceship capable of traveling anywhere in this galaxy with an unlimited fuel and food source.

Fuck you Earth, I'm going space-seeing for the rest of my life!
 

ToastiestZombie

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A cannon that shoots rainbows and happiness. My goal is to make the world a little something like this:


[An Edit It Be] 250th post, its quite a nice one too. Hope that video has lightened your day a bit!
 

Shoggoth2588

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I want the instrument that you can play with no prior practice or training. An electric guitar to be less vague. One that I (or anybody) can just pick up and play like a mad-man. Kinda like in Jimmy Neutron only not horrible.