You can have one of these 3 lovers

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loc978

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1. I enjoy random insanity.
The insane ones tend to be more adventurous in bed, as well.
 

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zombiejoe said:
1) Attractive, Smart, insane
insane as in "Oh, so just because I tried putting your teddy bear in the meat grinder that means I'm crazy? I cut off the head of a Barbie doll and put it on the head of a toy cat for you!"

2) Attractive, stupid, sane
Stupid as in "Um...how do I make toast?"

3) Ugly, smart, sane
Ugly as in...well...yeah...

which one would you love?
Attractive, smart, insane. i.e. Number 1. Because believe it or not, that is actually pretty damn attractive to me. I really do like girls who are reasonably insane. The whole 'dark side' of humanity is such a turn on for me... :p
 

iblis666

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as a number 3 i could only choose another number 3 or maybe a number 1 but i just cant stand stupid people so 2 is right out
 

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I think insanity adds interest into a relationship, as long as it isn't i will rip intestines out and laugh manically insanity
 

Penguinness

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1 or 2 I guess. My girlfriend is closest to 1 atm but she's not insane insane.. I don't think I could deal with that much insanity. If it was fairly intelligent and completely insane or fairly stupid and completely sane then I'd go with the second. I'm not sure how the 3rd one works, you'd find your girlfriend attractive anyway right?
 

Blitzwarp

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Ugly Smart Sane. No competition. Looks can't make up for personality or mental defects, kthnx.
 

DesiPrinceX09

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The first one sounds the best. Attractive and smart with insanity on the side, that would be the most fun.
 

darkman80723

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Cheesus333 said:
Number one. Seems like insanity would be the most fun to live with of the three :D

Provided that it wasn't 'wake-up-and-she's-sitting-on-your-chest-with-a-shard-of-glass-in-your-face' insane, but Hell even that would add excitement to your daily routine.
hey thats why you just handcuff/tie her up before going to sleep.
 

thenumberthirteen

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3 at least that way I won't be driven around the bend. It may depend on the definition of ugly though if we're talking "<url=http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=849#comic>Tee Ball" then I'd probably give the whole thing a miss. It makes me sound like a bad person for saying this, but looks are a part of what I look for in a partner. It's not my fault. Blame Evolution. I also blame it for giving us poorly designed retnas.

Though I'd go for someone in the middle of all 3 variables. Maybe with a little less insane.
 

Caligulove

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What about #4 Ugly, Stupid and Insane?

In seriousness, though, I think too many guys have overly high expectations. For all the forever alone-ing people seem to do, some guys will never know there's usually a girl they know who has a hard crush on them, really caring about them- but never gets a chance because the guy think's she's "ugly" Which for a lot of guys I know, means anyone who's not a model.

Fuck those guys, though- I choose #3
 

zelda2fanboy

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I might go with 3, but I need more definition for "insane" because at a certain point insanity crosses over to stupidity. I'd be willing to live with a girl who has OCD, a touch bipolar, or gets depressed, but not one who thinks 9/11 was a government conspiracy and Diddy is tampering with her brakes. That's just stupid.