Attention humanity, PREPARE YOUR ANUS!!!!!!!!!!!
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I am sooo hard right now.
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Daaaanm look at them big ass titties.
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I am sooo hard right now.
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Daaaanm look at them big ass titties.
You can say one sentence and everyone on earth will hear it.
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I'd say Hello this is a test of the Sub-Space Ansible, and now i shal broadcast the word of the Speaker to all, (kudos to the one of you who gets that reference).
"Attention humans, we have the large aperture beam cannon pointed at Earth right now and if you don't immediately - wait, how many words do we have? Four? That can't be-"
I would say something like the following:
Our current international banking system is unsustainable and to prevent a global economic disaster we must begin work on a stable public system that will not lead toward an irreversible chain of financial collapse.
Yeah, it's over by a few words, but this stuff is kind of important to me.
Our current international banking system is unsustainable and to prevent a global economic disaster we must begin work on a stable public system that will not lead toward an irreversible chain of financial collapse.
Yeah, it's over by a few words, but this stuff is kind of important to me.
I would have to get something like a Darth Vader voice changer. That would be ideal. So this would be my hypothetical God rant. It's more than one sentence because I'm pretend-omnipotent:
"Hey YOU! Ha ha, made you look. Seriously though, you really need to finish that big project. The one you keep talking about. Talking ain't gonna make it happen, you need to ACT. You're going to die soon so you might as well get it over with. Maybe I'll just punish you. Like--like, remember that person you liked--the funny/nice one at the party, and you had to use the bathroom and you kept making horrible noises on the toilet? That was ME! Ha ha! That's what you get! Everyone totally heard you. So start working, okay? Just--just try finishing something, ANYTHING, for once in your life. Remember, I am always watching you, at all times. Especially you! Seriously, another TV? You won't go to the dentist but you thought monthly payments for a TV was a GOOD idea? Are you crazy? Return it. Tomorrow. Or sell it, I don't care. Oh, and signal. Damn it, why won't you signal when you change lanes? Two words: bird poop. Yeah, that was me, too. Signal, okay?"
"Hey YOU! Ha ha, made you look. Seriously though, you really need to finish that big project. The one you keep talking about. Talking ain't gonna make it happen, you need to ACT. You're going to die soon so you might as well get it over with. Maybe I'll just punish you. Like--like, remember that person you liked--the funny/nice one at the party, and you had to use the bathroom and you kept making horrible noises on the toilet? That was ME! Ha ha! That's what you get! Everyone totally heard you. So start working, okay? Just--just try finishing something, ANYTHING, for once in your life. Remember, I am always watching you, at all times. Especially you! Seriously, another TV? You won't go to the dentist but you thought monthly payments for a TV was a GOOD idea? Are you crazy? Return it. Tomorrow. Or sell it, I don't care. Oh, and signal. Damn it, why won't you signal when you change lanes? Two words: bird poop. Yeah, that was me, too. Signal, okay?"
"I'm god and just wanted you all to know that the only thing that bars you from heaven and gets you sent to hell is causing others harm for any reason except defending yourself or others."
"You - yes YOU! Only you can hear this. You must follow these instructions - the future of mankind depends on it. First, at seven thirty tomorrow night you must go to -"
and thats my 30 words. see how freaked out the world goes after that
and thats my 30 words. see how freaked out the world goes after that