You can Teleport!

[FluffyNeurosis]

This one alley way in Beijing that has a convenience store run by a nice family and sells these awesome chips I have never seen since.

 

[SilentVirus]

I would telport into a a bunch of houses that occupie poor people, steal their stuff and then deliver it to bill gates house.

ROFL he is the LAST person who needs anything else that he doesn't have.

 

[Mordwyl]

I'd take surprise buttsex to a whole new level.

... What, it's practical.

 

[Kollega]

To Brisbaine - Yahtzee's home, to be exact. Then say to him "You're cowardly fuckwad" and punch him in the face. Then zap back to my home.

But i'd use teleportation only if i do not want the journey itself.

 

[Jedoro]

I'd teleport to a location where the government is destroying guns, take as many as I could, and quickly leave.

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

Imagine something like this:

Spoiler

Only with Fred Phelps instead of Norman Osborn.

 

[Superasil]

probably to my friends house to scare the shit outta him.

then go get some munchies, teleporting is hard work!

 

[SilentVirus]

Mars. Just to send NASA a picture of me peeing on the surface of Mars.

 

[LuntiX]

Bank Vault

Seriously

 

[Sharky200]

My girlfriend's house, seeing how it's long distance it'd be nice to spend some time with her in person, then I'd probably get a job that mainly focuses on travel over long distances and become employee of eternity for such impossibly perfect work, if that includes some nice large bonuses then, I'd buy a house, set up a life of my own, marry my girlfriend and end up using it for mundane things like shopping.

Oh and of course making awesome entrances to boring places to liven things up a bit.

I would rather you teleport to my house and take me with you to yours.. <_< my place sucks and your family is awesome. either way we would end up together

 

[Capo Taco]

i would teleport to the house of the craziest conspiracy theorist, right in front of him. I would say "help me, the US government is genetically experimenting on me to make me a mindless slave, if you don't stop them they will do the same to the entire world! what? no get away from me you monster! help!" and teleport away.

i would love to see the results.

He would probably stop conspiracy theorizing now that he has to deal with actual evidence. Don't ruin it for him! He won't feel free to make up anything anymore!

If I could teleport I'd do the longest freefall I can, passing the sistine chapel, the pyramids of gizeh and the mother russia statue at sevastopol. Then finally I'd land in the ocean and when my fall was broken, teleport back home. And then I'd get a mop and clean up the splash and wish I'd teleported to my garden instead.

 

[traceur_]

One meter to my right where the fridge is.

 

[Danpascooch]

I would go to times square, be like "look at me bitches!"

then teleport rapidly around the square in increments of about 50 yards to freak everybody the fuck out.

Someone would probably shoot me out of fear, but it would be worth it.

 

[IxionIndustries]

To the nearest bank..

Damn it! I've been ninja'd.. I must be original!

I change my previous choice: I wish to teleport to Chuck Norris, punch him in the face yelling "HOW'S THAT FOR SUPRISE?!?", and then teleport back.

Also, if the teleportation is not bound by reality, you know, like being able to teleport into, like say, a comic or a picture, then get me some pr0n!

 

[CanOfBeans]

i wouldn't teleport myself, i would teleport other people to various places around the world... or space

its that or rob a bank, but that would be illegal

 

[Dark Knifer]

Inside the cockpit of an X-15. That would be my happy place.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

SCOTLAND, to see my girlfriend. Then, wherever she wanted to go.

 

[rompsku]

To work.

I fucking hate taking the train.

 

[Gyrefalcon]

The Amazon, because it is cold here right now. Brr. Then maybe Egypt and then England to see Stonehenge.