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brunothepig

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Ansem-The-Wise said:
To Ozzy Osbourne's house to blather about how I like his music, ask him to sign something, the continue doing so down my list of favorite musicians/celebrities.
Yeah, but I'd start with... Actually, probably Ozzy lol. Also, no more missing those stupid 18+ concerts for me. :) Oh, and I can only think of like five celebrities, cause most are scum.
 

Snor

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straight to the chamber of commerce for my new company, I-teleport :) luxury transportation services...
 

GrinningManiac

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The first?

lots of shops like a tailors and a suitcase-makers

I'd get a snazzy suit, dustcoat, old suitcase and hat before teleporting away without paying

From then on, I'd travel the world, learning languages and seeing sights and wooing women in exotic bars
 

asam92

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Easy, straight to the bank vault!
Other than that, I would use it for overseas travel, travel from work and back, wait scratch that, I dont need money therefore NO WORK, but i would use it instead of my car, oh wait, but I have all this money, my car would be awesome, I want to drive it, well, most of the time anyway
I would use it to go to specific girls i know bedrooms/bathrooms and place spy cams, leave, then come back for the evidence, hehe, And what seems like a few people would go and punch people hard in the face that are on my "punch these people in the face" list ie Keanu Reeves, Zach Efron, Bill Gates, Tom Cruise, Steve Jobs etc
 

Mcupobob

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SilentVirus said:
Mcupobob said:
I would telport into a a bunch of houses that occupie poor people, steal their stuff and then deliver it to bill gates house.
ROFL he is the LAST person who needs anything else that he doesn't have.
Exactly I'm reverse Robin Hood, I steal form the needy and give to the rich.