You can wipe one MOVIE of the face of the planet...

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D Moness

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Easy one Tom Cruise's War of the worlds. A movie filled with such large errors and plotholes you can fly a spaceship through it
 

Ninjat_126

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kman123 said:
Anything after Saw 1.

And...No Country For Old Men. I hate it. I absolutely hate it. It's boring, pretentious, and it shits over the near stellar careers of the Coen brothers.
It's averting the tendency of action movies to have explosions, soundtracks and love interests in bikinis. It's less visually appealing because of it, but it a bit more interesting and thought provoking. That said, it isn't perfect. If you want to reply, please give some more reasons you don't like it.


For me... One of those generic parody-porn films.
 

Sonic Doctor

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Why limit it to one when there is so much crap out there.

All things Twilight and Indiana 4.

Also, and I will probably catch a lot of flack for this but: That abomination that was J.J. Abrams Star Trek Movie. It was just way too over the top, it wasn't not what I picture when I think Star Trek.

When I played the demo of Star Trek online and then read up that it dealt with the stupid alternate time line that Abrams created, I said to hell with it and vowed not to touch it ever again.
 

Mallefunction

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Transformers 2. The first one at least had the NOVELTY of being a Transformer live-action movie...the sequel...god...
 

tigermilk

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Death Wish (Winner 1974)

It is a deeply unpleasent reactionary totalitarian turgid piece of cinema. Its success concerns me and at least one of the sequels was racist. Furthermore Michael Winner the director is a shit of the highest order. It taints so many genres and anyone who compares it to Taxi Driver (Scorsese 1976) outside of the context of "Death Wish is oneof the worst films ever made but Taxi Driver is a highlight of cinema" has no understaning of cinema, art or culture.

Honourable mentions for a number of 'poorly thought out' 'cash in' or 'none of the original cast or production team sequels/remakes:

Jaws sequels
Psycho sequels/remake
Elephant remake (Gus Van Sant seems to be a reocurring theme)
Godfather Part III
Breathless (remake)
Star Wars episodes 1-3
Rear Window (Christopher Reeves version)

I'm not saying all remakes/sequels are shit, just a large proportion of them.
 

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The Last Airbender
the more recent Clash of the Titans "reboot"
Speed Racer, the live action one
the entire Twilight series

There are more than likely several others rolling around in my head I could mention, but they're not surfacing at the moment.

EDIT: Oh yeah, now I remember some more! Scary Movie (all of them) and Meet The Spartans sucked too!
 

tigermilk

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Ninjat_126 said:
kman123 said:
Anything after Saw 1.

And...No Country For Old Men. I hate it. I absolutely hate it. It's boring, pretentious, and it shits over the near stellar careers of the Coen brothers.
It's averting the tendency of action movies to have explosions, soundtracks and love interests in bikinis. It's less visually appealing because of it, but it a bit more interesting and thought provoking. That said, it isn't perfect. If you want to reply, please give some more reasons you don't like it.


For me... One of those generic parody-porn films.
I justhope s/he means Saw sequels not all films made after the first Saw movie! To be fair the smell of shit coming from the Coens is because of their shockingly poor and bemusing (why did they try) remake of the Ealing Studios classic The Ladykillers'.
 

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Twilight (for obvious reasons)
The spoof "MOVIES" (they're not needed, even the one that makes fun of twilight)
Fred the movie (no... just no)

There are plenty of others but those are my top three for now.
 
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Dude Where's My Car?. Dear fucking God was that an ordeal, it was like watching a horrible version of The Hangover with bad jokes and no awesome beards. Ridiculous piece of shit that was.

"Dude, what's mine say?"
"Sweet, what does mine say?"
"Dude, but what does mine say?"

Great comedy material there mind.
 

tomtom94

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You eliminate one Twilight movie, Hollywood would just put another into production...the only solution is to go back in time and kill Stephenie Meyer before she writes them. And that's not very fair on her.

OT: Scary Movie. Partly to stop the flood of parody movies and partly so Seltzer and Freidberg don't have any reason to be working in Hollywood.
 

Valksy

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Screw 3D, budgets like the GDP of a small country and wall to wall CGI. If I want to watch cartoons I will watch cartoons. I don't, I like actors. And the whole hype about how it will change cinema forever ... puke.
 

PoliceBox63

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None come to mind really but is it too much to ask that people learn correct grammar and spelling before posting threads...?
 

Nanaki316

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I'm gonna have to go with the trend and say Twilight. Urgh the fangirls make me sick! Both of them are ugly muffs.
I want a t-shirt that says "I liked vampires before they were cool." Now if you admit to being into Vampires and Werewolves they automatically assume you're a Twilight fan. No thank you.
 

Gentleman_Reptile

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Just one? But there are SO many that need to be purged from the records with swift, feiry justice.

Oh ok just one then? The upcoming Justin Bieber movie. Kill it before it even happens....eugh.