You can wipe one MOVIE of the face of the planet...

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Sandytimeman

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moretimethansense said:
Also I'd like to delete Citizen Cain(sp?) So people would have to find another movie they've never watched to point to and say "That's a work of art!".
Haha yeah, I was thinking the same thing. However I am about to watch this movie for seer academic understanding of why it's the best movie of all time. Maybe it will be, maybe it will be overhyped.

On topic: Star Wars Episode 1,2, and 3...seriously they suck.
 

FalloutJack

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Con Carne said:
Cloverfield all the way.
2hrs of kids running around in a city, am-cam (amateur camera) style, yelling ROB! ROB! ROOOOB!
And you barely get to see the monster. Epic Fail in my book. I've never left a movie more pissed than I was after watching it.
To be fair, there's a certain taste and realism to be found in a movie taken from the perspective of someone who doesn't know what the hell is going on and seeing the impact it has upon them. The monster has no explanation and none is owed because you're seeing it from the perspective of ordinary people who're just trying to get through it. I dunno. I've grown to like that style, and the closer they can get an actor to be more like a hopeless shlub than an action hero, the closer to 'real' they are in this case. That's how I feel about it, anyway. You don't have to agree.

OT: Here's my think... Movies that should be erased from existence need to be so bad that most people - and not merely a chunk of people - agree that it should not exist. So, I will take from the world's cache of really crappy movies that are so obviously bad and eliminate THIS ONE...

Night of the Lepus.

You see what I did there? An answer you weren't expecting, because I'll bet most of you don't even know about...a film involving giant killer rabbits.
 

SilverUchiha

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SomeLameStuff said:
Probably The Last Airbender. I want to KILL M. Night for that movie.

Let's see how long it takes someone to say Twilight.
I would just say M.Night in general. Yes, we lose a good movie or two, but I think with all the really crappy films that get erased this way, it is worth it.

I also wouldn't mind the loss of Public Enemy. It was the most boring movie I've seen in recent memory. I feel bad that Johnny Depp had to be associated with it.
 

JJMUG

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Scott Pilgrim, i like bad movies but that is just hipster trash which for some reason is supposed to be "geeky".
 

similar.squirrel

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tomtom94 said:
similar.squirrel said:
tomtom94 said:
OT: Scary Movie. Partly to stop the flood of parody movies and partly so Seltzer and Freidberg don't have any reason to be working in Hollywood.
Very much this. V for Vendetta or Watchmen, too. Perhaps these alternate-reality versions would actually do justice the the source material.
V for Vendetta I can understand, but... you don't think Watchmen was faithful to the original?
The little details; the futuristic globe-cigarettes and the helmet-hats. That, and the overemphasis on badassery. The characters were slightly goofy in the comic, and there really was no need to portray the whole thing as badass for the benefit of a certain demographic. Miniguns on Archie? Really?
 

icame

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I'm gonna say Boondock Saints. That movie is excruciating to sit through, but it seems every else loves it >.>
 

Nopraptor

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Hey I liked the first Boondock Saints! sure the second is bad but the first kicked ass!
oh and I say the Last Air Bender, that movie turned so many people away from the series which is awesome
 

the rye

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Anything by Uwe Boll
FMA conqueror of shamballa (god damn that movie)

Troy: I hate this movie, its such a vipid hollywood action film and in no way captures the characters Achilles (who was never in love with Briseis)
Hektor didn't get enough screentime nor did it concentrate on his family either, Oh and fuck Paris i hate that little weasel, Helen of Troy was never in love with Paris, she hated him.
 

Caligulove

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I would stop the remake of Red Dawn.
There is absolutely no reason to remake that idiotic piece of neo-con wet dream trash.

Then again, I guess I could just wipe Red Dawn from the face of the plant..