you discover that you have magical powers.

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gabe12301

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You find a strange wooden staff in your closet along with a spellbook. What do you do?
I would use my powers to scare people. Maybe jump off of a tall building and teleport at the last second.
 

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gostlyfantom said:
I would go to vietnam and play surfin burd parodies.
+1

I would probably do nothing ambitious and magically make myself snacks or something
 

DefunctTheory

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Discover I Have Magic = Discover I Have Ability To Make The Majority of the Female Population Drop Panties (So to speak)

And then I profit.
 

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Become a hermit for a long time to practice my magic and get super awesomely good and snappy with it, live a normal life as i refine my plan for a one man army against the world, and try to carry it out before dying...maybe have a kid that i watch over and influence to try and kill me to end my evil reign.

That's how all the cool super villians do itl ol
 

SwimmingRock

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First, read the spellbook carefully. Especially the small print and legal disclaimers. If it all checks out, go Hellblazer on this shit and get embroiled into a decades-long battle of withs with the lords of hell while watching all my friends die and losing everyone I ever loved.

Actually, that sounds like a terrible idea. Maybe just try to spread peace, love, joy and understanding. While tripping through time, space and meta-space ofcourse. Whoo, druggy adventures! I've read too many comic books. Invisibles was awesome, though.
 

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Read the book to learn how to manipulate the elements and get my friends to make a parody RPG movie with me. Then read up again to disguise myself as a woman and see how people treat me differently.
 

godfist88

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i'd screw around with my neighbor as practice (he's a dick), and then i'd mess with Pat Robertson (an even bigger dick).

then Maybe i'd make games i don't own magically appear.
 

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It would really depends on what I can do with said powers. I've always wanted to help change the world for the better, and I guess I'd do that, but if my powers were too limited for that I'd probably troll criminals and other law breakers. See how they like a Batman type vigilante.
 

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Saelune said:
Reroll. I wanted to be a cleric...
Doesn't that fall under magic powers as well?

OT: Well...



There are some who call me Tim.
 

Saelune

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FalloutJack said:
Saelune said:
Reroll. I wanted to be a cleric...
Doesn't that fall under magic powers as well?

OT: Well...



There are some who call me Tim.
Both magic, but I dont need a spellbook for divine magic.
 

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Well, assuming that the greater power who bestowed this gift upon me is concerned with balance, others would receive powers also and one of them would become the supervillain antagonist guy with powers that far exceed the other recipients' individual powers. He tries to take over the world.
Now where do i play into this? I would be the one leading the good guys cause i'm awesome. And eventually after an epic battle scene and maybe a couple not-so-epic battle scenes we would discover that everyone must unite their powers into my staff and i would save the day!!!
 

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gostlyfantom said:
I would go to vietnam and play surfin burd parodies.
Pure freaking win! And I really need to get Magicka now just because that trailer was the first introduction I had to that game.

I would experiment with my powers out in the wilderness and assess my capabilities...if I was feeling confident enough I would go to some random third world country, empty out it's inhabitants, declare myself ruler of my own sovereign nation and see what I feel like from there. Most likely I would go for creating a new government and legal structure similar to Switzerland with the only real variation being that I am ultimately in charge until I feel the government can run itself and I can relax (early and wealthy retirement being the ultimate goal) and I would have to establish some sort of committee filter the only wave of immigrants ever accepted for citizenship in the country. After that to become a citizen of the country one would have to have one parent, or marry a citizen of my nation and that family must live in the country for the new "immigrant" to become a citizen.

If these magic powers were not enough for such a thing, I dunno start my own mercenary group and only take UN jobs.
 

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Odd start off due to the fact I own a wooden staff made of Texas Ironwood. It has been handed down form my father that got it from his father. True all true mind you.

But I will most likely amuse my self for a few weeks with making sure I have everything down practicing with it.

Then I will end up playing hero. I wont lie it will be part of it will be for the glory but I just can't stand to see others suffer. So I will be off to Middle East. Alquda and Talaban beware for the Texas Wizard will be coming for you.