You eat POISON every day.

[Mariena]

I'm.... hesitant

About what?

TGS quote! From... whatever one when it's cheerleaders birthday and they have to jump into the lions mouth.

'I got you this half-digested gazelle carcass!'
'GAZELLE CARCASS!'[/quote]

Ahh, right, now I get it. Lol.

 

[zacaron]

Its used because its addictive it will make you want to eat more of it.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Been a while since I heard someone pull that. You forgot the fact that it's both acidic and basic at the same time. In fact, it's so acidic that it will chew its way through rocks (example being that Grand Canyon is actually carved out through flow of natural dihydrogen monoxide).

Among other phrases, there is a quote in my pub:

"You don't want to drink water, that's the stuff that corrodes pipes!"

The classic one is from W.C.Fields. "I never drink water, fish f*ck in it."

 

[Mullahgrrl]

MSG? You're worried about MSG? Let me tell you there is a far more dangerous substance in all the food you eat.

Allow me to introduce Dihydrogen Monoxide. This colourless, odourless, tasteless liquid is highly lethal in large doses. Hundreds of people every year are lost to it in what would otherwise seem innocent circumstances, perhaps even thousands. The number of actual casualties remains unknown. This terrifying chemical is not only found in food but in cleaning fluids, poisons, biotoxins, lakes and rivers. In short, everywhere. And you should be afraid.

Quality troll.

Ineffective against those who watched that episode of "Bullshit!", however

As is recykling and secondhand smoke.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Allow me to introduce Dihydrogen Monoxide.

I'd like to agree with you, but unfortunately I'm involved in the distribution of Dihydrogen Monoxide drilling and purification apparatus to third world countries...

 

[DrummerM]

I heard that cyanide naturally occurs in apples.

I've got nothing to verify that, but it sounds cool.

EDIT: Also, lol dihydrogen monoxide.

 

[Labyrinth]

Its funny because not only is that water, but you stole it from those guys, uhh, they do that show exposing stupidity, they did a petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide and all those hippies signed.

Who? I don't watch television.

I'd like to agree with you, but unfortunately I'm involved in the distribution of Dihydrogen Monoxide drilling and purification apparatus to third world countries...

Dastardly fiend!

 

[smithy_2045]

Tasty poison is good, not tasty poison is bad.

 

[SnowCold]

So?... I'm not dead yet, I Eat this kinda of stuff all the time, And It taste good.
Yum... Poision!

 

[fix-the-spade]

I'd like to agree with you, but unfortunately I'm involved in the distribution of Dihydrogen Monoxide drilling and purification apparatus to third world countries...

Dastardly fiend!

#Polishes monacle#

Purified Dihydrogen Monoxide for all the world's children!
Mwahahahahaaaa!

 

[Zersy]

So I was eating this big bag of Wal-Mart generic jerky (first mistake, I admit), and I thought to myself:

"Hmmm!... This tastes pretty good! Almost... Too good for generic..."

I looked to the "Ingredients:" on the back of the bag, and saw a big, fat:

"Monosodium Glutamate"

Huh... That sounds like it could be MSG (didn't know for sure at the time), and I heard that sh*t's killer, and quite possibly a poison used to control the population of "poor" people. Ingredients are listed by content %... and this was just after "flavoring"... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Did extensive research (5 minutes of Googling), and yeah, apparently the shit shuts down organs over time, like your eyes and parts of your brain.

What else do you know of in your nation's diet is poisoning people to cut costs?

Russia has Poisonous Vodka

and about 200 years from now there will be a nuclear war between America and China

we will all have to live in Vualts and the outside world is a wasteland

so all food you consume outside is going to be doses of Radiation

so either way were gonna have to eat poison

 

[FrostyV3]

Let's get this straight ... MSG isn't a flavoring as such, it is a flavor enhancer. In layman's terms, it takes the flavor surrounding it and multiplies it, making it more ... for lack of a better word; full.

In moderation it does little to no harm, it's when you eat it all day in processed foods that it becomes a health risk.

~Frosty.

 

[Lukeydoodly]

Meh, I'm not surprised.

 

[Grimm91]

Not very unexpected. How do you think the population is controlled?

 

[Gitsnik]

Its funny because not only is that water, but you stole it from those guys, uhh, they do that show exposing stupidity, they did a petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide and all those hippies signed.

Who? I don't watch television.

Bullshit. It's one of those American shows that get broadcasted on Australian TV right around happy hour (~2300 hours for the rest of you). It has some funny stuff in it. I didn't know they'd done an episode on that though.

That said, I learned the dihydrogen monoxide joke in my year 8 science class when my teacher conned a girl into drinking it then screamed for a medic - sounded very realistic for such a small woman, so maybe we out here in Australia learn more in schools than other places?

Does yeast count as poison? I drink some form of alcohol every day (usually a beer at lunch with the boss, and scotch in the evening) - I know it corrups my liver (ovvveeerrrddooossseee) but I wonder if it is going to affect me other ways.

And I don't eat MSG's, all my stuff is fresh bought, or killed, or comes from known safe sources. Like, you know, not "wal-mart" or "super happy chinese away take food".

 

[Audemas]

MSG? You're worried about MSG? Let me tell you there is a far more dangerous substance in all the food you eat.

Allow me to introduce Dihydrogen Monoxide. This colourless, odourless, tasteless liquid is highly lethal in large doses. Hundreds of people every year are lost to it in what would otherwise seem innocent circumstances, perhaps even thousands. The number of actual casualties remains unknown. This terrifying chemical is not only found in food but in cleaning fluids, poisons, biotoxins, lakes and rivers. In short, everywhere. And you should be afraid.

Quality troll.

Ineffective against those who watched that episode of "Bullshit!", however

Or anyone who has actually sat through a Chemistry course.

 

[Audemas]

MSG'D!
OW MY STOMACH LINING!


Anyway, MSG is fucking awesome. It culls the herds of people not smart enough to avoid it. Also, I find it rather delicious. Luckily I don't have functioning organs.

Hahahaa, I love the TGS reference.

ARROW'D!
Ow! My skin!

I'm.... hesitant

Let's see... lion's mouth+decemberween present/peer pressure x height= Triple Salchow!