You favourite movie quotes.

[RanD00M]

I have another one.This one is from The 51st State.

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The trunk part.
Felix: [after Elmo arrives to the airport, opening the trunk of the car and there's the dead chemist] Arrgh, What's this?
Frederick: It's Lawrence!
Felix: I see it's Lawrence, but what happened?
Frederick: You told me to take care of him.
Felix: Ah, shit! I meant to take care of him, not fuckin' take care of him!

 

[xWestie]

Just because I watched PoP recently;

"Did you know that Ostriches have suicidal tendencies?!"

 

[cornmancer]

"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a ************ before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd."
-Jules

And of course
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"
-Don Corleone

Also, e-cookies to the first 2 people to people who posted in this thread.

edit: WAIT, I take both of those back. It is most definitely "MEIN FUHRER, I CAN WALK!"

 

[shadyh8er]

(First two I can't believe no one said yet).

"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."
- Airplane

"Who's on first?"
-Abbott and Castello

"I want an American cheeseburger and I want to call a press conference. Cheeseburger first."
-Iron Man

"Shit, it's starting to rain. Put your wipers on."
"It's just a mist."
"Yeah, mist. Hence the mist setting. It's a safety issue."
- Harold & Kumar go to White Castle (My family uses this one all the time).

"Men get arrested; dogs get put down!"
- Watchmen

 

[Snotnarok]

One express elevator to hell, goin' down!

-Aliens

 

[Breaker deGodot]

Mine's kind of long, so I'll just give the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5o8DFfYHS4

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

"Mos Eisely Space Port, You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villieny. We must be causious!"

Obi-wan in
Star Wars Episode(ONE!)IV. A New Hope

 

[Bourne]

Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We've all got it coming, kid.

-Unforgiven

 

[Erja_Perttu]

"Go ahead, make my day!" - Sudden Impact

Oh, gotta love some Clint Eastwood. That leads me nicely into one of my favourite quotes.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

 

[Quaxar]

<url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbGhC47NSmY>The beginning sequence from Trainspotting and the whole Star Wars Trilogy. Much to quote there.

 

[Lukeymundo]

You've seen these movies where they say "Make my day" or "I'm your worst nightmare"? Well, listen to this one: Rubber baby buggie bumpers!

-Jack Slater from Last Action Hero, This entire movie is quotable but this still makes me laugh when I see Dannie's reaction XD

 

[Weslebear]

"What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent."

Clockwork Orange.

On a side note I saw a custom motorcycle today, which was orange and said "Chopwork Orange" with a silhouette of Alex and the gang, twas an amazing sight =D.

 

[Duskwaith]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6Q0dfrbr10

56 V's used. Awesome

 

[brass munkey]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room" from Doctor Strangelove

 

[dragonslayer32]

"toodaloo motherfuckaaaaa" from the hangover. its epic

 

[xXAsherahXx]

"If you're going to spew, spew into this". ~Wayne's World

Makes me laugh every time.

 

[Keava]

Oh also, the classic that kind of became one of memes, tho rarely anyone realizes the origin.


Da Nang Hooker: Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Vietnam?
Private Joker: Not just this minute.
Da Nang Hooker: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Private Joker: Yeah, we might party. How much?
Da Nang Hooker: Fifteen dollar.
Private Joker: Fifteen dollars for both of us?
Da Nang Hooker: No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.
Private Joker: Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.
Da Nang Hooker: Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.
Private Joker: Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
Da Nang Hooker: Okay. Ten dollar each.
Private Joker: What do we get for ten dollars?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing you want.
Private Joker: Everything?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing.
Private Joker: [to Rafterman] Well, old buddy, feel like spending some of your hard-earned money?
- Full Metal Jacket

 

[ClunkiestTurtle]

Oh, gotta love some Clint Eastwood. That leads me nicely into one of my favourite quotes.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Any one of Eastwoods lines will win this thread hands down but for me nothing tops,

"You see, I understand you men were just playin' around, but the mule, he just doesn't get it. Course, if you were to all apologize..."

[Men Laugh]

"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it."

closely followed by,

?There are two kinds of people in the world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.?

four pages and im the only one to mention it, whats wrong with you people?