You favourite movie quotes.

[DC1]

Zombie land: "He was in the ass kicking buisness and buisness is good"

Somebody didn't see Major Payne...

le snip

Sorry that I haven't seen or heard of that.

Okay brohas. My fave from Zombieland:
Columbus: You know there's a place untouched by all this crap?
Tallahassee: Out east, yeah?
Columbus: Yeah.
Tallahassee: Out west, we hear it's out east, out east they hear it's out west. It's all bullshit. It's like you're a penguin at the North Pole hears the South Pole is real nice this time of year.
Columbus: There are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: You wanna feel how hard I can punch?

 

[Orwellian37]

Luke, I am your Father.

Uhh... he never actually says Luke. Just I am your father. Now I feel like an even bigger nerd.

 

[sunburst]

Luke, I am your Father.

Where's that from?

.. dude. how old are you? You need to be at least 12 or 10 not to know where "Luke i am your father." is from...

It was a joke since "Luke, I am your father" [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LukeIAmYourFather] is not the actual line from The Empire Strikes Back...as mentioned by the ninja above me.

 

[DoctorObviously]

I could put a thousand of them here, but I will only post ONE of my favorites.

"A guy like me... Look, listen. I know why you choose to have your little ...group therapy sessions in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at night... The Batman. See, Batman has shown Gotham your true colors, unfortunately. Dent? He's just the beginning. And as for the television's so-called "plan?" Batman has no "jurisdiction." He'll find him and make him squeal! I know the squealers when I see them, and he... "


-The Joker in The Dark Knight (2008)

 

[DC1]

Blah, I don't remember the full set up, but it started with the main character Donnie saying 'Fuck ass' at some point, to which his sister asked, "What's a Fuck Ass?"

Always strikes me as funny... Yay Donnie Darko.

Haha he calls his sister a "fuck ass", and after a moment of silence, she says, "Well you can go suck a fuck!"

Bah, I really need to watch that movie again so I can keep these scenes accurate. It's such a wonderful movie.

Haha yeah, I just saw it for the first time last week at my friend's house, and I think it's my favorite movie.

 

[The Night Shade]

-"sorry lady but i have to ask you to leave the store
-"who the hell are you?"
-"Name's Ash........housewares"

Quote from army or darkness

 

[moose_man]

Hello. My name is Inigo Mantoya! You killed my father... prepare- to die!

 

[delet]

Blah, I don't remember the full set up, but it started with the main character Donnie saying 'Fuck ass' at some point, to which his sister asked, "What's a Fuck Ass?"

Always strikes me as funny... Yay Donnie Darko.

Haha he calls his sister a "fuck ass", and after a moment of silence, she says, "Well you can go suck a fuck!"

Bah, I really need to watch that movie again so I can keep these scenes accurate. It's such a wonderful movie.

Haha yeah, I just saw it for the first time last week at my friend's house, and I think it's my favorite movie.

I think I've seen it 5 1/2 times, including the Directors Cut... It's one of my favorites as well.

 

[Yunk]

-What do you do for recreation?
-Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

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-[holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this?
-Obviously you're not a golfer.

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-Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
-The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
-Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
-The Dude: Jesus.
-Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
-Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

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-Walter Sobchak: Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

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and this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqFBjOMA5wY

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All from "The Big Lebowski"

 

[Skullpanda]

"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea."

 

[DoctorObviously]

"You're bleeding, man. You're hit."
"I ain't got time to bleed."

- Predator

"You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"

-Doctor Strangelove

Heh, I also remember: "I'm gonna bleed you, ...real quiet. Got that?"

 

[Aesir23]

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"
-The French Guy from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 

[MGlBlaze]

That would have to be one of my favourites; not that I watch that many movies.

 

[Panda Mania]

Aw, it's not from a movie, but a TV Show.

"Just because you like showtunes doesn't mean you're gay. It just means you're awful." -Glee's Sue Sylvester

 

[ThePantomimeThief]

"You're bleeding, man. You're hit."
"I ain't got time to bleed."

- Predator

"..you got time to duck?" love that movie.

For me, apart from anything Ahrnaaald says, has to be most of the lines from Death to Smoochy.

Most notable are:

"Randolph: Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam ************!"

"Merv Green: It was a mistake! an Honest mistake! I only did it to help the Children!
Tommy: You like kids, eh?
Merv Green: Yes!
Tommy: You like fairy tales, then?
Merv Green: Yeah!
Tommy: Jimmy, tell him the one about the worthless prick that got his head chopped off with an axe."

"Randolph: Didn't she tell you of the love we once had. Passionate yet tender, old-fashioned yet experimental.
Sheldon: Randolph, you have lost your mind.
Randolph: Oh, enlighten the lad, Nora. You were such a hot little brood mare, does the bridle still fit?
Sheldon: Hey, watch your mouth mister!
Nora: What experiments? I've had firmer handshakes, ya drunk.
Randolph: Please, it's small but, it's fierce!"

"Randolph: She's right, you've got to keep your dignity in tact -
[spills coffee]
Randolph: Oww! My balls - they're on fire!"

"Reporter: How does it feel to be voted the most hated man in America, Randolph?
Randolph: In a country full of Neanderthals, I wear the fuckin' badge of honor."

Pretty much everything Robin Williams says in that movie is gold. Particularly since he uses the best euphemism for a penis ever, "rumple foreskin".

 

[OWENR22]

"If Little Red Riding Hood shows up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you too chin the *****."

Sgt Harry G. Wells

Dog Soldiers

 

[ckam]

I thought everything in this was good.

And a lot of Joker quotes in Dark Knight.

 

[Shameless]

"Am I dead?"
"Far from that"

-The Matrix

 

[Withall]

Well, I don't really have a quote more than a quoted paragraph. If I am allowed to bend the rules to fit it, I put my vote on the "introductionary-monologue" from "V for Vendetta" (the movie version).

Hugo Weaving's delivery of aural foreplay is awesome.

 

[oktalist]

Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a main era... The kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something, maybe not, in the long run. But no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time in the world. Whatever it meant. There was madness in any direction, at any hour. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning. And that, I think, was the handle - that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting - on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?