You favourite movie quotes.

[Lynxan]

Ok, I just can't come up with one.. so here are several....

The price is wrong Bob!!... -Happy Gillmore
We are the dream makers... -Wily Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
You say your cursed, so what, the whole world is cursed.... -Princess Mononoke
I'll be back... -Terminator
I just lost my virginity in a confessional booth, Lord Have Mercy!... -Detroit Rock City
All I can think of is all those frogs with tiny crutches... - The Muppet Movie
Welcome to prime time, *****!!! -Nightmare on Elm St 3
But when you wake up, it's back, in the saddle, again.... -Nightmare on Elm St. 3
I wish I was a fish... -The Incredible Mr. Limpid
I can't believe it, a blood sucking vampire, you wait till mom finds out.... -Lost Boys
Do the Truffle Shuffle.... -Goonies
You must be a good fighter to get past my cow -Enter the Fist
When do I get a flashy, brain messy upper?... -Men in Black
I am the LAW!... Judge Dread
Now I know why you cry... -Terminator 2
I've got to save my ass -Shrek
Kick him in the nads,
Wolfman don't have nads,
Do it do it......
Wolfman's got nads.... Monster Squad
Exsqueeze me, Baking Powder?... -Wayne's World
Harry Potter, The boy who lived, Come to die.... -Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (well, in the trailer anyway, the way it's said is rather chilling)

 

[JBGigas]

Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

 

[lukenhiumur]

THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!

-Ash, Army of Darkness

hell yes

 

[Zero-Vash]

Something from "The Emperor's New Groove".

Yes, it's basically one, big, 30 second quote.

Oh I love that movie.

OT:
Striker: "Surely you can't be serious!"
Rumack: "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."

There are plenty more, but I just recently watched Airplane so it's on my mind

 

[superbatranger]

Stansfield: Benny...Bring me everyone.
Benny: What do you mean 'everyone'?
Stansfield: EVERYOOONE!!!!
-The Professional

John McClane-Yippee ki yay, ************.
-Die Hard

Jay: What are you trying to say? Just say it already.
Silent Bob: THE SIGN on the back of the car said 'Critters of HOLLYWOOD', YOU DUMB FUCK!
Jay: Say it, don't spray it.
-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Dark Helmet: Ludicrous speed! GO!
-Spaceballs


I got more, but I think these will do just fine.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

Jay: What are you trying to say? Just say it already.
Silent Bob: THE SIGN on the back of the car said 'Critters of HOLLYWOOD', YOU DUMB FUCK!
Jay: Say it, don't spray it.
-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Any Kevin Smith movie is quotable non-stop.

I couldn't rape you if I WANTED to. Angels are ill-equipped. - Metatron, Dogma

I'm not even supposed to BE here today! - Dante, Clerks

It's not who you love, it's how. - Holden, Chasing Amy

Silent Bob's entire speech in Chasing Amy had me in tears.

And I'm shocked I haven't seen this one yet:

"And shepherds we shall be
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee
Power hath descended from Thy hand
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command
So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
E nomine Patrii, et Filii, Spiritus Sancti.
Amen."

If that one wasn't obvious enough, how about the one under the spoiler?

Spoiler

"Fuckin'- What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!"
"Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word."

 

[superbatranger]

Jay: What are you trying to say? Just say it already.
Silent Bob: THE SIGN on the back of the car said 'Critters of HOLLYWOOD', YOU DUMB FUCK!
Jay: Say it, don't spray it.
-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Any Kevin Smith movie is quotable non-stop.

I couldn't rape you if I WANTED to. Angels are ill-equipped. - Metatron, Dogma

I'm not even supposed to BE here today! - Dante, Clerks

It's not who you love, it's how. - Holden, Chasing Amy

Silent Bob's entire speech in Chasing Amy had me in tears.

And I'm shocked I haven't seen this one yet:

"And shepherds we shall be
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee
Power hath descended from Thy hand
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command
So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
E nomine Patrii, et Filii, Spiritus Sancti.
Amen."

If that one wasn't obvious enough, how about the one under the spoiler?

Spoiler

"Fuckin'- What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!"
"Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word."

"There was a firefight!"

The Boondock Saints is one of my favorite movies..ever.

 

[katsumoto03]

"Ssssshhut your fat fucking mouth. I can't go and buy a pack of smoks without running into nine guys you FUCKED!"

~Rocco, Boondock Saints.


Edit: I love how the last few people did Boondock Saints quotes.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

"Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof. " - V in V for Vendetta

"My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. " - Marla Singer in Fight Club

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. " - Tyler Durden (same movie)

"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. " - Tyler Durden (again)

"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!" - Conan the Barbarian in... well Conan the Barbarian.


Some of my favourite quotes i could name at the top of my head.

 

[EPolleys]

"What we've got here is a failure to communicate... Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it. Well he get's it, and I don't like it any more than you men."-Cool Hand Luke

 

[ZombieLawngnome]

Old, but Darth Vader never said "Luke, I am your father". He said "No, I am your father," after Luke said, "You killed my father!".

 

[endnuen]

It's either "RRrrraaww RRrrar rrRRaarr"
or when R2D2 says "How exciting!"
Well, the actual quote goes more like "Biieiep biep"

 

[Dragonclaw]

Wadsworth: But, he was your second husband. Your first husband also disappeared.

Mrs. White: But that was his job. He was an illusionist.

Wadsworth: But he never reappeared!

Mrs. White: [admittedly] He wasn't a very good illusionist
-CLUE

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Wadsworth: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.

Professor Plum: Yes, but now I work for the United Nations.

Wadsworth: So your work has not changed.
-Yeah...also CLUE

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Mr. Green: So it was you. I was going to expose you.

Wadsworth: I know. So I choose to expose myself.

Colonel Mustard: Please, there are ladies present!
Final CLUE one...such an awesome movie...

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Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

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Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.

Man in Black: You're that smart?

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Man in Black: Yes.

Vizzini: Morons.

 

[Shaved Apple]

Babe, "That'll do pig, that'll do." And Zombieland.

 

[Dragonclaw]

Gallaxhar: Humans of Earth, I come in peace. You need not fear me, I mean you no harm. However, it is important to note that most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. The few of you that do survive will be enslaved and experimented upon. You should, in no way, take any of this personally. It's just business. So to recap, I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die.

 

[TheLizardKing]

"Go ahead, make my day!" - Sudden Impact

Oh, gotta love some Clint Eastwood. That leads me nicely into one of my favourite quotes.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

One of the best quotes of all time. Another good one is

Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross! - Dirty Harry.


"Are you gonna bark all day, little dogie? or are you gonna bite?" - Mr Blonde, Reservoir Dogs.

"He's not Judge Judy and executioner!" - Hot Fuzz.

 

[Sarpedon]

"Oh, man, I shot Marvin in the face..."

"WHY THE FUCK'D YOU DO THAT?!"

Edit: Scene from Pulp Fiction, by the way.