You favourite movie quotes.

[Jonny49]

"Death is a disease like any other, and there is a cure". Hugh Jackman- The Fountain

"I will look for you, I will find you. And I will kill you"
And
"You don't remember me? We spoke on the phone a few days ago. I told you I would find you". Both Liam Neeson- Taken

"I thought you might be worried...about the security, of your shit". Brad Pitt- Burn After Reading

I'm sure theres more...

 

[bubba145]

"Get off my lawn." Eastwood in Gran Torino.

 

[voetballeeuw]

Do they speak English in What?

Agreed, Pulp Fiction's got some of the best.

"...And I want my scalps"
Aldo Raine Inglorious Basterds

Yeah, I got a Tarantino issue.

 

[USSR]

Pretty much this.

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[Harlemura]

"I hid under your porch because I love you".
-Dug, Up.

It's funnier in context. No, really.
I need to watch Up again...

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

 

[Jack_Uzi]

"Nobody knows anybody. Not that well." - Tom Reagan Miller's Crossing.

 

[Jonluw]

I suppose some people might hate me for this but "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" French guard, monty python and the holy grail
I don't care if it's over used.
Also, "You shall not pass!" Gandalf, the lord of the rings, the fellowship of the ring

Edited for past tense.

 

[Canadian Briton]

Zombie land: "He was in the ass kicking buisness and buisness is good"

Somebody didn't see Major Payne...

le snip

Sorry that I haven't seen or heard of that.

 

[MurderousToaster]

"You're bleeding, man. You're hit."
"I ain't got time to bleed."

- Predator

"You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"

-Doctor Strangelove

 

[Enigma6667]

Pretty much anything from Fight Club. It's just such a quotable movie.

"Listen to me, you have to understand that God. Does not. Like you. He never wanted you. In fact, in all probability, he hates you."

"I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge."

"If you could fight anyone, who'd you fight?"
"Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner."

"This is your life. And it's ending. One. Minute. At a time."

"With a gun barrel between your teeth, you only speak in vowels."

Also, a lot of stuff from Pulp Fiction...

"ENGLISH MOTHAFUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT!!"

"Do you see a sign on my house that says 'Dead Nigga Storage'?"

Classic.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Sorry that I haven't seen or heard of that.

That is unacceptable.

 

[War Penguin]

"Harry! It's an inanimate f**king object!"
"YOU'RE AN INANIMATE F**KING OBJECT!!!"
-In Bruges. God I loved that movie.

Also, who could forget this classic?

Spoiler

 

[Dom9001]

Ezekiel 25:17

'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.'

I was surprised no-one else had yet.

 

[Kragg]

Blah, I don't remember the full set up, but it started with the main character Donnie saying 'Fuck ass' at some point, to which his sister asked, "What's a Fuck Ass?"

Always strikes me as funny... Yay Donnie Darko.

why don't you go fuck a fuck !!

think i saw it on 100 best movie insults

 

[Spanken]

I suppose some people might hate me for this but "Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!" French guard, monty python and the holy grail

You beat me to it. Such a fantastic line.
But if I must nitpick it is supposed to be smelled not smells.

 

[Stuntcrab]

Pull the lever!
WRONG LEVEEEEEEEEER
-Emperors new grove

English mother fucker DO YOU SPEAK IT
-Pulp Fiction

I am here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and i'm all out of bubble gum
-They live

And suddenly the animator suffered a fatal heart attack
EEEER *falls*
-Monty Python and the holy grail

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

We haven't had bullets since 1959! - Red Army, Six String Samurai.

 

[Jonluw]

I suppose some people might hate me for this but "Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!" French guard, monty python and the holy grail

You beat me to it. Such a fantastic line.
But if I must nitpick it is supposed to be smelled not smells.

Damn it, I wrote it in the past tense initially (admittedly, I wrote smelt, but whatever Edit: What do you know; smelt is grammatically correct), then went to google to do a double check, and the result there said present tense, so I edited it. Now it turns out I edited it wrongly.