You find a treasure chest in a dungeon. What's inside it?

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The_Healer

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Gold.

Not coins. Just a big ass chest-shaped lump of gold.

Then you realise that you can't lift it. Crying ensues.
 

Harkonnen64

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derob said:
a used copy of the first season of "boy meets world" on dvd and an inevitable sense of disappointment.
You got "Boy Meets World"? Lucky! I got the "Sister, Sister" disk...
 

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The_Healer said:
Gold.

Not coins. Just a big ass chest-shaped lump of gold.

Then you realise that you can't lift it. Crying ensues.
Damn you GMs, keep your logic out of my Pathfinder!
 

Hellsen

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Dildo ,Pink Handcuff,Nipple Clamps and a Gimp Suit

Aww man it's a S&M dungeon.
 

MrSnugglesworth

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A flimsey wooden sword, fashioned with a gem of instakill.



IT'S A REAL THING, YOU GUYS JUST HAVEN'T HEARD OF IT!!
 

The Lugz

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a tin of beans
a broken watch
a spell book for 'summon invisible phased toad'
( does summoning something that doesn't exist even count as a spell? )- crazy magi
a small dusty mirror
a pouch of 13 gold
a toothpick
a broken kelidoscope that looked like the last thing it 'kelid-ed' was the floor.
and a slightly used bag of sugar who's label reads 'store in a cool, dry place'

that's the kind of loot i'd store in a chest if i were some kind of hoarding baddie.
what? all those junk items will vendor for like.. more than nothing? be grateful.

'edit'

'sigh' ok, i'll just say it, cake.
 

PureIrony

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A mirror, showing me that my greatest treasure is inside of me...which I immediately break in frustration.

Or, alternatively: a rusty butter knife and a false bottom, which no one ever checks, containing the +9 dagger of skullfucking.
 

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That thing you have always wanted. Look away. Back. It's gone. It was looted by another player. You are pissed. (Que Jingle)
 

ChadSexington

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Boots of Haste (love those things) and because I'm an Arcane Archer something completely useless to me like a lute or something. Man that got annoying.
 

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A layer of dust and a note stating "Spazmodo Was Here".
The_Healer said:
Gold.

Not coins. Just a big ass chest-shaped lump of gold.

Then you realise that you can't lift it. Crying ensues.
Gold is extremely malleable. You could probably knock or carve off a good-sized chunk with effort.
 

StormShaun

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*opens cheast*

dundundundun-dumdumdumdumdum-nunununununu-NUNUNUNUNUNU-bumbumbumbum.........DANNANANAAAAA!

you have activated a trap...

Me: -_-....crap

*Gets hit by piano*
 

Tartarga

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The most horrible things you can imagine, who would have guessed it was Pandora's Box?
 

TsunamiWombat

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Whats inside the chest? Two tickets to that thing you like. Now look at those tickets, now back to me, now back to the tickets now back to me. The Tickets are now a boomerang. Now look at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But he could be if he used Old Spice: Triforce edition. I'm on Epona.
 

Oly J

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well since I'm slow with getting and finishing games mine would probably just be a note saying "beat you to it motherf*cker"...damn it all