You find a treasure chest in a dungeon. What's inside it?

[esplode]

A saddle and some wheat.

Pig riding time!

 

[roguetrooper96]

Knowing my luck, thousands and thousands of tiny, man-eating spiders.

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

A few strands of hair that is all.

 

[Genixma]

A rupee of a random color. And probably a green one so the music will just get my hopes up.

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

I've got...

A SHRUBBERY!!! *JARRING CHORD*

(Off topic: I also got a Captcha that says "younti heat." That sounds like a pr0n magazine from an alien planet.)

 

[voldemort101]

X99 masterballs!!!!!!!

 

[voldemort101]

Whats inside the chest? Two tickets to that thing you like. Now look at those tickets, now back to me, now back to the tickets now back to me. The Tickets are now a boomerang. Now look at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But he could be if he used Old Spice: Triforce edition. I'm on Epona.

FREKKIN EPIC!!!!

 

[Silent Anima]

A vial of Immortality(the kind where you don't age or get sick) potion
A summoning scroll/contract(it summons a specific creature and binds them to your will) for a succubus
and a Bag of Holding(with a special augmentation to duplicate whatever is placed inside of it, so you have an infinite supply)

Set for LIFE!!!

 

[Rhymenoceros]

A bag of holding, containing another chest, containing a Staff of the Magi.

Yo dawg, I heard you like chests

OT: Knowing my luck, two coppers and an old sword handle

 

[roostuf]

deeerrr, treasure way now i can cash in and gtfo of this dungeon.

 

[roostuf]

No no no...we gotta do this right.


You get...HUH???


O_O ...kay.

Not enough overkill.

 

[CardinalPiggles]

cocoa beans?