You find a treasure chest in a dungeon. What's inside it?

[General BrEeZy]

Admiral Ackbar:
"ITS A TRAP!"
its always an effing TRAP! this is ME were talking about!! its gonna spew a freaking Malboro on me and it'll do bad breath instantly since i havent gotten a ribbon or armor that protects most status ailments and will kill me and thus cause me to lose a couple hours of progress unsaved because everything else was too easy and i didnt feel the need to save FOREVER AGO!!!!!!!

 

[General BrEeZy]

Whats inside the chest? Two tickets to that thing you like. Now look at those tickets, now back to me, now back to the tickets now back to me. The Tickets are now a boomerang. Now look at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But he could be if he used Old Spice: Triforce edition. I'm on Epona.

*LIKE!!!!

 

[tombman888]

A sticky note that reads "I have taken the real treasure, and intend to destroy it"

 

[Pearwood]

 

[FalloutJack]

No no no...we gotta do this right.


You get...HUH???


O_O ...kay.

 

[helltime37]

p0rn

 

[Hero in a half shell]

A bag of gold coins, an ornate but deadly sword, and a mysterious map. Call me a traditionalist.

 

[Asmundr]

Bah! I say the chest is a Mimic!

But in the off chance that its not...a Staff of Earth and a new magical tome

Whats inside the chest? Two tickets to that thing you like. Now look at those tickets, now back to me, now back to the tickets now back to me. The Tickets are now a boomerang. Now look at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But he could be if he used Old Spice: Triforce edition. I'm on Epona.

*LIKE!!!!

Freak'n nice!!!

 

[mionic]

A bomb and some confetti...

 

[Keava]

A smaller chest of course. What else ?

 

[Amondren]

Its a Mimic within a Mimic so

 

[Treaos Serrare]

A vial of Immortality(the kind where you don't age or get sick) potion
A summoning scroll/contract(it summons a specific creature and binds them to your will) for a succubus
and a Bag of Holding(with a special augmentation to duplicate whatever is placed inside of it, so you have an infinite supply)

 

[TheSuperiorXemnas]

Damn, It was Actually a Mimic. Should've used Mug instead.

EDIT: Damn, Ninja'd XD

 

[Niflhel]

A stack of unassembled cardboard boxes.

Epic homemade castle, coming up!

 

[Vhite]

13 empty bottles, 1 healing potion and 3 shurikens. Good thing that room is made out of gold. (Terraria)

 

[Davey Woo]

A note that reads:
"Sorry, your treasure is in another Chest..."

 

[gCrusher]

Vorpal longsword. Only useful against the Jabberwocky.

 

[Simeon Ivanov]

Lara Croft's panties, Ezio Auditore's armor, a lightsaber, a magical Gibson Explorer and a muffin.

 

[Johnlives]

A cat, health status yet to be determined.

Possibly undead.

 

[Alexlion]

The power of a god