You get a call from from someone suicidal

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Johny64

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You're just minding your own business when your phone rings and you answer. It's nobody you know, but who ever they are, they are saying they are about to kill themselves, and they wanted a stranger to console them. What do you do?
 

Fiad

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I would attempt to talk them out of it, but would be likely to think that it was a prank call.
 

Avaholic03

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I'd probably try to console them, but I can't say I'd give 100%. I don't know this person, so I have nothing invested in their survival. For all I know they are a totally shitty person (already, putting me on the spot to talked them out of it is not a very nice thing to do). So while I would feel slightly guilty if I failed to talk them out of it, I'd get over it pretty quick.
 

PureChaos

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i'd tell them to stop being a retard and whatever problems they have there are people worse off so shut up, man up and get on with things.
 

cryogeist

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"hope it's painless"
*hangs up*
honestly i wouldn't know what to do in that situation
 

mexicola

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Presume it's a prank call and hang up. If he/she wanted real consolation they should have talked to someone they know. Just calling random number smells of attention whoring, i.e. one of those people who only want to attract sympathy and deep down don't want to kill themselves.

Of course I'm telling this from an "objective" point of view, I have no idea what I'd do if it really happened.
 

drizzt102

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I'd probably simply ask a name, and y they were going to kill themselves. Then depending on the reason, I'd fall to any of the following responses
a) You sick scumbag you deserve to die!!! (If he was Guilty feeling, because he did something terrible)
b) Dude, don't be a coward!!! (If it was a dumb reason!!!!)
c) Dude, I know its bad now, but be strong, it'll get better, I promise you!!!!
 

TheIronRuler

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Johny64 said:
You're just minding your own business when your phone rings and you answer. It's nobody you know, but who ever they are, they are saying they are about to kill themselves, and they wanted a stranger to console them. What do you do?
I'd probably think it's a friend playing a prank on me.
Then hang up,
I'll probably find out that it was me in the future.
Talk about paradoxes, I kill myself.... TWICE!
 

OmniscientOstrich

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I've got nothing better to do, I'd ask them why, I'd talk to them and try to assuage them and offer whatever use someone as unqualified as me could offer.
 

ShindoL Shill

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"yeah have fun with that. when you do it, more fun stuff for the rest of us to do. like talking, and breathing and fucking hot people. so what, you live in south african refugee camps? no? oh, well, cos THEY have a reason to do it. but whatever."
and then i'd phone my friend who has talked someone out of suicide, and get them to do their shit.

or find a way to trace the phone call by (phoning the police), drive to that address and do it in person.
 

TheRightToArmBears

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To be honest I would assume it was a prank and hang up. If for some reason I knew it wasn't then I guess I would try and console them.
 

Dethenger

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All jokes aside, since I can't think of any that haven't already been said, I'd ask them why, and depending on his answer, either tell him it's not worth it, or leave it be. If he said something retarded like his girlfriend broke up with him, I'd tell him that killing himself over it was stupid. But if he said he didn't want to keep going to a job he fucking hates just to make ends meet and he's getting too old to wait for it to "get better," I'd probably say... yeah. Just make it painless, and if you've got anything left to say, write a note to a close friend.
 

Baron von Blitztank

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"Sorry mate, I tried it. You respawn at the New U station/Last quicksave/Vita-Chamber/Lumbridge/Chapel/Animus/Team base/Beginning of the level (Take your pick!), it's just pointless."
And then I hang up.

What? I don't know the guy so why should I care if they live or die?
 

CrimsonBlaze

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I tried to calm them down and try to talk them out of it. Still, I don't know who this person is or what they have been though, so suicide might actually be their last option.

Still, I value all life so no one should ever be forced to kill themselves.