You get one free punch on anybody in history, who do you hit, where and why?

[The Diabolical Biz]

I would totally knock out the Monopoly Man...smug git

 

[MurderousToaster]

I'd punch... I'd punch...

I'd bloody well punch...

I'd damn right punch...

Winston Churchill right before he got run over by the taxi. If he was being punched, he wouldn't have been hit by the taxi. I'd be a hero, but remembered as a dickhead.

 

[MR T3D]

myself, for fucking up with certain person(s) and then give past me lotto #'s.

 

[speedhed4]

ghandi i mean he wouldn't fight back

 

[Insanum]

The Pope. Any Pope. Do i need a reason?

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Now, Let me guide you through what i just did when reading this post.

Heather Graham.

WHAT?!?! ARE YOU MAD?!?

I'd hit that. [sub]Get it? GET IT!?[/sub]

Ohhhhh, I get it now. Hurr Hurr.

 

[Jark212]

I would punch Megan Fox in the face and scream at her "That's what you get for being a bad actor in a worse movie you *****!"

Good one!!

I'd punch Glenn Beck, right in the testicles, or anyone I can reach at Fox News...

 

[Ildecia]

Hitler >.> 'nuff said

 

[e2density]

Hitler. Everyone talks about German efficient but there are still 6 million jews left...

It's a joke...chill.

 

[Quaxar]

James Cameron... before thinking of filming Titanic. And if it's hard enough to make him forget Avatar too it's even a doublescore!

 

[CoverYourHead]

The first fish to waddle out of the ocean while yelling "I GOT HERE FIRST!". Sucker.

 

[Oh That Dude]

Fred Phelps. Go wiki him if you don't recognise the name.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Obama, in the fucking balls, Because he is black running this country into the wrong direction.
Oh and I know this isn't part of the thread, but I would do it on the edge of the Empire state building.

 

[Raticate5]

Gates, for the BSOD

 

[Wintermoot]

Jack Thompson or whoever said that VG,s make people go postal

 

[Broady Brio]

I think it would have to be...
Gordon Brown.

It would go like this YouTube video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw370uDNb_0& (I tried [ youtube] but it never loaded.)

 

[PrimoThePro]

Gandhi. just to see if he'd punch back.

 

[katsabas]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

Yeah, sure. Why, exactly? Edit: never mind. I got it. Hahaha!

Who would I punch? Whoever it was that invented Mathematics. I think it was the Arabs.

 

[Nomad]

Noone, because punching people is mean.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I have so many to choose from.

Probably Stephanie Meyer. after she'd woken up from her wet dream about vampires. I'd be standing over her ready with my fist and punch her in the face then say, "Don't you dare."

Either this or:

Michael Atkinson, in the face, with enough force to knock some sense into his head.

 

[tmujir955]

Bob Kotick

EDIT: Or Bill Gates, it's too hard to choose. Maybe I could punch Kotick and his head hits Gates in the face, does that work?

did you read the thing about bill gates saving 7.6 million children? I'd say go for Bob, less bad press.

Did you read about how every stop on Bill Gates' charity tour he flat out bad mouths Google, Linux, Firefox, and/or open source software?

Source, please.

Not trying to be a dick, just want to know.