EmileeElectro said:
I have so many to choose from.
Probably Stephanie Meyer. after she'd woken up from her wet dream about vampires. I'd be standing over her ready with my fist and punch her in the face then say, "Don't you dare."
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
C117 said:
Jesus. It would just be so awsome.
I wonder if he would turn the other cheek...while the archangel Michael pwns your ass.
As for me...not wanting to pick the cliche Hitler for being the biggest asshole ever to breath air...I'd punch....Sirhan Sirhan in the face, really hard, right before he shot Robert Kennedy, because he dramatically altered the course of history. Killing Bobby made Hubert Humphrey get the Democratic nomination and get slaughtered by Nixon, whose antics in the White House led to much of the world's hatred for the United States (due to his covert actions all around the world) and made the country elect Jimmy Carter, who beat Ted Kennedy for the nomination in 1980 and whose failed presidency led to the rise of Ronald Reagan, ruining our country's economic system and ultimately making us wind up in the state we are in today with a country so adverse to tax increases and yet still demanding the social safety network that our country may possibly be doomed to remain a debtor country until China attacks us, we beat them up really good, cancel our own debts when we take over their banks, but, of course, the World War III with China only serves to distract us from the looming threat of alien invasion, which leads, ultimately, to humanity's enslavement to a superior species that would could have defended ourselves against if only Sirhan Sirhan did not kill Bobby.
So, ya, Sirhan Sirhan.
