You get one wish, with some rules.

[Biosophilogical]

I'd wish for total shape-shifting abilities (If I wanted to survive a nuclear blast turn into a cockroach, if I wanted to survive a bullet turn into a kevlar vest, if I wanted to live forever just change shape to a younger version of myself)

 

[NimbleJack3]

I'd wish to be able to create my own private universes. Like Huhari suzimea (I think that's the spelling).

 

[johnzaku]

Can I read out a list of super abilities (with clauses and explanations) and then wish for all the abilities I previously mentioned?

Well... no, I would consider that falling under the wishing for more wishes.

 

[Flamezdudes]

I'd wish for total shape-shifting abilities (If I wanted to survive a nuclear blast turn into a cockroach, if I wanted to survive a bullet turn into a kevlar vest, if I wanted to live forever just change shape to a younger version of myself)

WIN. I vote for this wish.

 

[Skeleon]

I wish I could live as long as I wanted.

 

[johnzaku]

I'd wish to be able to create my own private universes. Like Huhari suzimea (I think that's the spelling).

Haruhi Suzumiya (great anime by the way. Good book too)

Well that is kinda skating around 3's reality control clause...

Since you don't have conscious control over it, I think I'll accept that

 

[Tsuillo]

My friend's contribution: "I wish I could know the exact number of stones in scotland."

Coolio, kudos to anyone who can name what he's referencing.

So long as it wasn't because you pissed off Zeus, it'd be a nice feather for your cap. Love that book, Long Dark Teatime of the Soul is certainly just as clever, but not quoted nearly as often as the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.


As for me, I'd go for a Billion dollars. Yeah, superpowers and such would be sweet and all, but you're life would generally remain the same. Even though there are a good couple things that money can't buy, you would pretty much be able to buy anything you wanted or could feasibly wish for.

 

[johnzaku]

My friend's contribution: "I wish I could know the exact number of stones in scotland."

Coolio, kudos to anyone who can name what he's referencing.

So long as it wasn't because you pissed off Zeus, it'd be a nice feather for your cap. Love that book, Long Dark Teatime of the Soul is certainly just as clever, but not quoted nearly as often as the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Here, eat these kudos, you have earned them ^_^

 

[AvsJoe]

My wish is to have the ability to travel through every possible dimension, including those that only exist in people's minds.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

I wish that people were not stupid.

 

[hiks89]

I wish I knew if there was other life out there in our Universe

not being a nerd or nothing but it is nearly statistically impossible for there not to be other life out there if that fulfills your wish?.

 

[hiks89]

I'd wish for total shape-shifting abilities (If I wanted to survive a nuclear blast turn into a cockroach, if I wanted to survive a bullet turn into a kevlar vest, if I wanted to live forever just change shape to a younger version of myself)

just letting you kno the theory of a cock roach surviving a nuclear blast is a myth. the fact is that they could survive the radiation caused after...sorry for being a nerd

 

[Alpha Centauri]

I wish I knew if there was other life out there in our Universe

not being a nerd or nothing but it is nearly statistically impossible for there not to be other life out there if that fulfills your wish?.

That is true, but I would prefer 100% Proof

 

[Agarth]

I'd wish for a gun that shoots sherukins and lightning.

 

[Manhattan2112]

Aw I love Douglas Adams.

Okay, I think that wishing for the ability to stop, start, slow down, and speed up the control of time is perfectly legitimate. But you say I can't have that?! Alright I have some ideas

Ultimate Shape-Shifting would be sweet as hell
Reading minds would be incredibly helpful
That infinite Dr. Pepper bottle would be cool
So could eating all I wanted and never gaining a pound, although I could see that backfiring at some point in my life

You know what could also be helpful? The ability to make someone crap their pants with my mind... you'd never be pushed around, or have to take tests or anything. You could stop virtually anyone in their tracks, and have them running home.

 

[Toty54]

I wish i could wish for more wishes.

 

[Kilaknux]

I wish I was a Marty Stu.

 

[Nivag the Owl]

I'd go with teleportation as well to be honest. My girl is goin' up to uni 500 miles away so I'm hardly ever gonna get to see her. Would be so easy to just be like, *poof* --> *poof* "Hey!".

 

[Dusty Donuts]

I wish I could never have to do something like homework ever again. That's a lot of unnecessary stress off my back...

 

[Harlemura]

Just lots and lots and lots of money.
I like to keep it simple. I'm also low on money at the moment.