You get to bring one historical figure from the past to the present!

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alik44

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hmm oh I pick Walt Disney then ill ask him to pull up a chair and watch some Disney channel. i need a good laugh
 

suitepee7

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SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
Hitler.

I dunno what I'd do. But I'd bring him back for a day or so. I'm sure it would be hilarious, it would be like an infinitely more awkward Goodbye Lenin.
i was gonna say hitler. just to show him the impact he made, have an interview with him, and kinda to see if he was ever sorry for what part he played in history.

i would also like to bring back jesus, give him a truth serum and see what really happened, then create a documentary on jesus' second life and sell it for billions...
 

bfgmetalhead

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I would bring back einstien, so he could help with ur research. Failing that a random 11th centuary English pesant, so I could laugh at him/her calling everything witchcraft.
 

DazBurger

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Jesus. It is pretty certain that he IS an historical figure, but his heritage is a bit disputed...

I would ask him about his father... Perhaps over a glass of water and a small loaf of bread.
 

TheOneBearded

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Starik20X6 said:
You guys seem to have this covered as far as Tesla goes, so I'm bringing back Marilyn Munroe.


Because the world can never have too much beauty.
Damn, you took mine! I would love to fight her in a one-on-one. Of course, it would be a tickle fight. TO THE DEATH...or orgasm, which ever comes first.
 

TheOneBearded

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Jack the Potato said:
First: For how long do they stay? Enough for a conversation? An entire lifetime?
Second: Is that a real Yu-gi-oh! card? Never seen it before.
 

A Satanic Panda

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suitepee7 said:
SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
Hitler.

I dunno what I'd do. But I'd bring him back for a day or so. I'm sure it would be hilarious, it would be like an infinitely more awkward Goodbye Lenin.
i was gonna say hitler. just to show him the impact he made, have an interview with him, and kinda to see if he was ever sorry for what part he played in history.

i would also like to bring back jesus, give him a truth serum and see what really happened, then create a documentary on jesus' second life and sell it for billions...
"So yeah Hitler, after the Cold War, military occupation of Germany finally ended in 1991 and now Germany pretty much owns the EU because of their economic ties."
 

magter3001

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Hannibal Barca, just to have him laugh as I tell him the fall of the Roman Empire. He might then get confused, call me a liar, chop my head off and go on a conquest to destroy Italy.
 

Ruedyn

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Hellen Keller. She was truely the perfect woman
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For serious, probably Jack the Ripper so I'd know who it was.
 

sextus the crazy

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TheOneBearded said:
Second: Is that a real Yu-gi-oh! card? Never seen it before.
Can't be real. The art is on par with Magic: The Gathering.

OT: Bertrand Russel (w00t, eligible by 3 months!). Because he's an interesting and intelligent human being with whom I would want to converse.
 

Kolby Jack

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TheOneBearded said:
Jack the Potato said:
First: For how long do they stay? Enough for a conversation? An entire lifetime?
Second: Is that a real Yu-gi-oh! card? Never seen it before.
A standard 24 hour day? Sounds reasonable. And I dunno if it's a real card. I just did a google search for "time warp card" for the joke and it was there.
 

Oly J

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I'm thinking, Spartacus, I get the feeling he'd be fun to hang out with
 

Dethenger

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Either Socrates, just so I could talk to him, or Mark Twain, because Bill Hicks and George Carlin died within the last 40 years.

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Baron_Rouge

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Jesus, so he could tell the Westboro Baptist Church just how catastrophically wrong they've been getting his ideas.
 

frizzlebyte

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Absolutely, positively: Benjamin Franklin.

I'd love to see his face when he sees all the technology we have today. I'd like to think he'd just be like a kid in a candy store.

He also seems like the kind of person you could just go out for drinks and have a good time with.

^^^ Post above me: Yeah, I think he'd be sad about that, too. I think he'd also be angry that civic participation is just basically dead, for the most part.