Something tells me he'd be sad, but not for the (debatable) reasons you listed. He'd be more like "Prostitution is illegal now? DAMN IT! I'm going back to France!"Mick Golden Blood said:Benjamin franklin. (or any other founding father)
Just so he can see how bad his country turned out in the end.
Sure it's the most powerful, but it's also has the fattest and dumbest population in the world, with most a lot of their rights taken from them, unwilling to do anything about it, and allow their government to also massacre, oppress, and torture thousands of other smaller nations.
I'm pretty sure he'd be more upset about the lack of prostitutes than anything. Dude got around.Mick Golden Blood said:Those who would trade liberty for protection deserve neitherJack the Potato said:Something tells me he'd be sad, but not for the (debatable) reasons you listed. He'd be more like "Prostitution is illegal now? DAMN IT! I'm going back to France!"Mick Golden Blood said:Benjamin franklin. (or any other founding father)
Just so he can see how bad his country turned out in the end.
Sure it's the most powerful, but it's also has the fattest and dumbest population in the world, with most a lot of their rights taken from them, unwilling to do anything about it, and allow their government to also massacre, oppress, and torture thousands of other smaller nations.
I'd say he would be pretty pissed.
Of course, if you bring back Boudica, she'd likely just kill you in the face before you could blink, so there's that.Boudica said:Either the Buddha or Boudica
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That, or the Romans were a bit flabbergasted by the wave of dongs running towards them.Boudica said:She wasn't really that badass. Basically, her tribe was very close allies with Rome, but Rome decided they wanted her land after her husband died. She said no. They flogged her and rapped both her virgin daughters. In anger, she rallied the surrounding tribes, all of whom were sick of being pushed around by Rome, having their land given away and the such. They stormed three Roman cities in Britain and burned them to the ground, including the capital, killing everyone in them. Flustered by the sudden attack, Rome scrambled to get troops to the area. One half legion was beaten into retreating, another thought they were too far outnumbered and refused to go to combat. The third used cunning tactics to lure Boudica and her two hundred thousand plus army into a small battlefield. The brave Celts rushed forward and straight into a volley of spears, wiping out thousands. The tried to retreat but were trapped. Most of the army was slaughtered and Boudica killed herself to save being taken alive.frizzlebyte said:Of course, if you bring back Boudica, she'd likely just kill you in the face before you could blink, so there's that.Boudica said:Either the Buddha or Boudica
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Though I will admit, I'd love to see if she really is as bad-ass as history indicates.
She wasn't a great tactician and the army under her command had no formal training and fought mostly naked. She simply had powerful charisma and exceptional bravery and conviction.