You Got The Weapon Of your Dreams!!! Now What Will You Name It?
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A pair of recoilless .44 [semi]automatic magnum handguns with force diverters and red dot sights that hold 50-shot magazines filled with high explosive bullets and have bayonet functionality. Additionally, they are to be specially padded to be undetectable by metal detector, have an optional suppressor feature that can reduce their report to one tenth of a decible, come in grey so that I can apply a custom paint job, and be coated with anticorrosion and fireproof materials.
I shall name them Jack and Diane.
I shall name them Jack and Diane.
A rapier? I have one, its very nice. Its name is Amy.
But a broadsword? Of my design? I'd call it Faith. Its a running thing between my two best friends and myself.
But a broadsword? Of my design? I'd call it Faith. Its a running thing between my two best friends and myself.
I'll name it when I physically am holding it. My Remgington 700 is already named Deliah. =D If I get an MP5 it'll probably be Cuddles.
'Cause MP5s are cuddly. Especially the A4s and A5s, especially with the full (non folding, non collapsing) stocks.
But anything else? I'm gonna have to hold it before I name it. Or decide to name it. 'Cause sometimes you just don't need to name it. Next gun's probably an SKS, an 870 clone so we'll see.
'Cause MP5s are cuddly. Especially the A4s and A5s, especially with the full (non folding, non collapsing) stocks.
But anything else? I'm gonna have to hold it before I name it. Or decide to name it. 'Cause sometimes you just don't need to name it. Next gun's probably an SKS, an 870 clone so we'll see.
A lightsaber named "Jenkins". And then, I will have someone else toss it away once again in an obscured location so I can go through the joy of having to explore for it's location once again.
..Someone's been reading/watching Death Note, recently?Alandoril said:
I'd want that virus that turned Alex Mercer into the killing machine that he is. Yeah, I'd essentially be like him, but so what? I'd have awesome fucking power (and perhaps awesome powers at fucking too...).
Anyway I'd name it Paul. Except when I call it Fred to annoy it some.
Anyway I'd name it Paul. Except when I call it Fred to annoy it some.
The Death Note.
And I'd name it Squishy, and it would be Squishy.
Nah, too obvious. Honestly? I'd want my own customized Portal gun that can put a portal onto any surface. Then I'd make a ridiculously flamboyant outfit and become a supervillain, using the gun to make portals into museum safes to steal ancient aztec idols that will help me complete the first step of my ridiculously long and impractical plan for world domination or something else vague.
It would be called "The Hyper-vacuuonic Transducing Velumination Destructor"
And I'd name it Squishy, and it would be Squishy.
Nah, too obvious. Honestly? I'd want my own customized Portal gun that can put a portal onto any surface. Then I'd make a ridiculously flamboyant outfit and become a supervillain, using the gun to make portals into museum safes to steal ancient aztec idols that will help me complete the first step of my ridiculously long and impractical plan for world domination or something else vague.
It would be called "The Hyper-vacuuonic Transducing Velumination Destructor"