You Got The Weapon Of your Dreams!!! Now What Will You Name It?

[WanderingFool]

I big ass battle axe, and I shall call it Uendelig Tørst.

Spoiler: and what it would likely look like

But a bit more ornate... and bigger...

 

[ryanxm]

you know those dual weild nickle plated floral design pistols that shoot grenades when you get downed in nazi zombies solo while with quick revive? ya those (also i would like a laser pointer,flashlight on them and maybe a varriable scope)

 

[Roamin11]

Tonfa, two them, one called Lenae, and the other called Ange (pronoucned Anj)

For the two loverly women in my life, who beat my heart to death X3

 

[Mr.Incognitus]

A Super Sledge from Fallout 3, I'd call it the Banhammer

 

[lvl9000_woot]

I'd get a catapult that launches pedobears and call it the pedolauncher!

Best. Weapon. EVAR!

[small]derp[/small]

 

[moose_man]

Swing my new lightsaber around and I DON'T make the noises.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

a simple hunting revolver...one bullet, one target

 

[C95J]

Beware of the KITTEN CUDDLER!!!

 

[HavoK 09]

he offers me a remote controlled bomb that will destroy the universe

I call it the Big Red button of DOOM!

 

[kondroks]

Sarah Palin, the ultimate in crossbow shotguns.

 

[White_Hawk]

The quak-o-ray. it turns enimys into exploding ducks.
if you everplayed ratchet and clank then you would know.

 

[TheLiham]

A Incredibly powerful bass that is called Mr. Coffee

 

[PortalParadox]

A crossbow that shoots self-deploying rocket-powered-chainsaw-launching mini-turrets.
It's powered by depleted uranium and friendship. If anybody other that me touches it, they disintegrate.

It shall be named "Vannevar"

 

[bob-2000]

A gun that fires trained bears at my enemies.
I would call it: Vera (anyone get the reference???).

 

[TyranidXX]

I would have a CheyTec Intervention. The differences it has to a normal one is that through the use of a modified scopes and rounds, I will hit anything I'm aiming at even if during flight something stops in front of my target. Secondly, my scope will have an inbuilt HUD that automatically marks hostile targets with zero error and an auto zoom in case the target is unseen except for a small red bracket. On top of that, effective range would be up to five kilometers and I'd also have something that makes these rounds from... hopefully nothing so I'm not forced to use inferior ballistics.

I would name it... "The Harbinger"... or some s@&^ like that.

 

[Xerosch]

Just give me a non-evil frostmourne and some slick guns and I'll visit the fucker who was too lazy to read my Amazon describtion for a used game (thus giving me negative feedback)

 

[Hoopybees]

Twin pistols 'Didi' and 'Gogo'. Because literary ostentation is just how I roll.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

It's either

Spoiler: This gun. I will call it Reynolds.

Spoiler: Or Vera.

 

[No_Remainders]

Just gimme that gun from Painkiller that shoots shurikens and lightning...


IT SHOOTS SHURIKENS AND LIGHTNING!

I'd call it Ninja-Lightning-Warrior-Epic-Pwlonoscopy

I don't know.