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DarkLordofDevon

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Hmm. Well you'd have to go for small wishes. IE - If you wish for a weapon they will get a better one. So wish for something small. Like a sandwich, change for a bus, a can of your favourite drink. THEN the enemy only gets a good sandwich, a little more moeny than change for a bus, and 2 cans of their favourite drink.

Then when the try to attack me, they are unarmed and I shall take them in single combat with anything I have to hand.
 

Lord Legion

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Trezu said:
Lord Legion said:
I would wish for 46 chromosomes, as as I already have 46, I will be unaffected.
My enemy would have 47, thus he is now mentally handicapped.

2 wishes remaining with impunity.
Maybe turn my imagination into reality-no matter how grandiose, aaannnd, really, I could grant my own wishes then...wait! Nicola Tesla rises from the GRAVE!

World progress leaps ahead.
meanwhile my anonamous enemy wishes for puppies and fruit.
even if he was handicap all he seeks is to kill you doesn't matter if he is handicap he will most likely figure out a way and he could cure his handicap anyway
Well, sure, but it would all be futile. He might opt for a scheme that involves rollerblades, or hold a gun backwards. He'd become the Snidely Whiplash of villanry.

He'd never be able to catch up. I'd be visiting faraway stars and he'd be stuck with all his unreconcilable hate.
 

Buizel91

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To easy!

First, i would wish he was in Antarctica... it's the driest place on earth, so the dehydration would kill him. where as i would be unaffected.

Now my second wish would be to have loads of money, sure he gets more, but wtf will he do with it?

And then i wish for world peace, cause yanoo...we need it
 

LadyRhian

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My first wish would be "I wish you would frighten me almost to death." Since he gets the better fright, he dies, and I never have to face him/her.

There, done. And I still get two more wishes.
 

FirmartheTrilby

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I wish to give away a ONE LUNG to some old man, (yay I win)), a lot of money so I got enough money for future and can start some projects I'd like to start and third ? Hm... I wish PINK is more popular.
 

Will of One

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Oh! I think I remember this one. I donate a kidney, and then he would have donated more...kidney I guess. I'm not completely sure if that would work.
My two other wishes would be something boring like an infinite amount of money and something close to immortality.
 

Cadaverezzi

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I would wish that he didn't kill me. Therefore he wouldn't be killed by anyone either, and we both just walk off in different directions.
 

Blue Musician

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Trezu said:
okay heres the same old story u have 3 wishes what do you wish for blah blah blah but

You have 3 wishes the wish will come true but whatever you wish for your enemy who hates you and will try to kill you will get more then you would for example u ask for money he would get more.

you ask for a Combat Mech and he gets one except his will be better. between each wish there has to be a 24 hour restriction so you cant use them all in the one day. More rules if you ask for eternal life or Invisibility he will counter it in and you have no idea who your enemy is. is it your best friend? Your teacher? your dog?

Extra stuff You cant wish for every thing they have to visibly possible.

You have 3 day to successfully survive and kill your enemy.

And how will you do it
Three wishes, eh?
1. I will lose an eye. He will obviously lose more than that!
2. I will have a pie.
3. I shall have a piano.

So with him blind I shall attack him and steal all the pianos and pies!
 

Daipire

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Couldn't I wish that everyone loved me?

Then I wouldn't have an enemy, and if he was some skipped over by the genie or whatever, he'd be far too busy getting praise to bother me.

[/Puts hand in shape of gun and exhales sharply on the tips of fingers.]
 

Chamale

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Trezu said:
You have 3 wishes the wish will come true but whatever you wish for your enemy who hates you and will try to kill you will get more then you would for example u ask for money he would get more.
I wish to donate a kidney. My enemy donates 2.
 

Triple G

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I wish to be omnipotent and as this a superlative, my enemy can't get better than that and I just scrub him off this plane of existence.
 

Kpt._Rob

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Day 1) I wish rent one of my lungs out for an hour to a friend, it will be returned at the end of the hour
Day 2) I start wishing for whatever else I want.
 

TilMorrow

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What If I wished with my first wish that I had no enemies? Then the same would happen for him and all my potential enemies however if it was better for him then he would never be able to have an enemy ever again but still it means I have theoretically killed all my enemies by not having any enemies.

Now what to do with the other 2 wishes...
 

garfoldsomeoneelse

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I'd wish for a just-shy-of-lethal injury, then spend the next two on whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
 

Nieroshai

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Trezu said:
Nieroshai said:
I would wish that I had the body of an athlete.
I would wish for a multimillion job that runs itself.
I would wish that the bastard was deathly afraid of the color red.
1. Even if he was a better athlete than me, I would be better than I am now.
2. I'd have the money to circumvent the wish's karmic rule and BUY something to beat him with, and he might not think to do the same.
3. I wear red all the time. I wished that something would happen to HIM, not me, so hee already GOT the effect.
on the first day he would kill you he could easily catch up to you and kill you in a single punch
Not if he's DEATHLY afraid of red. He won't come near me. Everything I wish also effects him but better? Well this was a wish upon him. He won't come near me as long as I wear red. Athleticism completely fails him since he'd have to kill me from afar, he couldn't snipe me because seeing me in his scope would cause him to panic, and I would hire a body double while I go hide in Chile. I only need 3 days, right? And I can ask for all 3 wishes on the first day? Then I don't see where I fail.
 

Michael Logan

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This is easy.

1.Wish I have a slight eye problem so that I have to wear glasses, since my enemy gets it worse than me he will go blind!

2.Wish to be teleported to my enemy. Now I can just simply kill him since he is blind and cant see me! Also he cant fight back since I am wearing glasses!(everyone knows you cant hit someone with glasses, its rude!)

3.Immortality.

The End