You have a pool full of spiders...

[kommando367]

1. Fill it up with water.
2. Throw in my piece-of-shit broken electric can opener and watch 'em fry.
There, 2 birds w/ one stone.

 

[AlAaraaf74]

I'll feed them all the flies that keep coming into my house.

Then I'll raise them to be big and strong until I use my spider army to inherit the earth.

 

[tehlordofmyownworld]

1. Take video of pool of spiders
2. Put on Youtube
3.???
4.Profit$

Or i't get a lot of views and I would be famous.

 

[Fenix7]

Arrange a way to get them out of there and released somewhere far from the city. Poor spiders .

 

[lacktheknack]

Turn my house into a psychological horrorfest right in time for Halloween. A dead pig and some fake blood handprints around the edge should do it.

 

[EBHughsThe1st]

Years of passive aggressiveness and mostly non-violent behavior have made stomping a spider a difficult moral choice.


So, use gasoline and matches.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Are these general American house spiders or general Australian house spiders?

 

[Jake0fTrades]

Some day when I'm old and I have a daughter, I'll take all of her boyfriends into the backyard and say: "See that? If you touch her, this is where it will take you."

 

[PrimoThePro]

Find a way to let them crawl out. Better spiders than Mosquitoes.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

I'd develop an orbital death ray that uses spiders as fuel

Or I'd just light the f****** up

 

[Dreadman75]

First: My family and all immediate neighbors would be startled by a loud cry of "HOLY SHIT!!!"
Second: I would run into my house and try to find the number of Billy the Exterminator.
Third: Get on TV and get rid of the spiders at the same time. Win-win!!

 

[Reaper195]

FUCK! A POOL OF SPIDERS! BURN THEEEEEEEEEM!

I hate spiders. Soooo muuuuch.

 

[Samurai Silhouette]

I'm not scared of spiders but I'd probably puke. wtf would a pool of spiders even smell like?! To be honest, I wouldn't know what the hell to do with it.

I'd probably film it and put it on youtube.

I'm not sure what I'd do after that.

This.

 

[infohippie]

I'm Australian. That just sounds like a regular public swimming pool to me. Just checking though - "general house spiders" means they're each approximately three feet across, hiss loudly, and have smoking green venom dripping from their six-inch fangs, right? Thought so. Yeah, just like a regular swimming pool then.

 

[neonsword13-ops]

(This is all satirical.)

I must become one with the beast if I aim to control it.

We will start our invasion in New Jersey. We will take battle with the hideous Jerseyans. The battle will be a disater, ending in mass chaos through out the near-by areas. Our victory will insue, with vast legions of minions still alive and strong. We will then settle down with another beautiful army and after marriage, we will stay on a recliner while relaxing in our super, ultra, 3000x X-tra large sized, sweat drenched wife beater while nagging the opposing army that they are "a no good *****" and will end up getting a divorce three years later.

Hence, the end of the spider army story.

 

[Kagobin]

(This is all satirical.)

I must become one with the beast if I aim to control it.

We will start our invasion in New Jersey. We will take battle with the hideous Jerseyans. The battle will be a disater, ending in mass chaos through out the near-by areas. Our victory will insue, with vast legions of minions still alive and strong. We will then settle down with another beautiful army and after marriage, we will stay on a recliner while relaxing in our super, ultra, 3000x X-tra large sized, sweat drenced wife beater while nagging the opposing army that they are "a no good *****" and will end up getting a divorce three years later.

Hence, the end of the spider army story.

666th post. 0_o


Anyway, I suggest getting an equal amount of Scorpions and having them all fight to the death in one massive death-orgy. Film it.

 

[loc978]

Give them strings to climb out with. I can always use more spiders on my property, especially garden spiders. It's hard to find less aggressive wildlife.

Spoiler: and I think they are cute.

I think they're cute.

they've got nothing on the jumping spider, though

-look at that face. You really wanna kill that little guy? All he wants is to frolic and eat bugs...

I'd have a web in every gap made by tree branches if I could... and I have a lot of large trees. My spiders defend me from mosquitoes and flies. Sometimes even wasps.

Garden spiders just get a bad rap because of brown recluses, black widows, yellow sac spiders and hobo spiders... all of which can pretty much be forced out by having enough garden spiders. The little guys can be territorial if you give 'em the right habitat.

 

[BlueAnubis]

This is my brilliant four-step plan


1. Napalm Airstrike
2. Napalm Airstrike
3. Pour gallons of bugspray, add a match
4. MOTHER SKAGING NAPALM AIRSTRIKE!!!

 

[Harlief]

Cover my face with my hands and roll about until I'm not covered in live spiders.
Sounds gros I know, but at least they won't be crawling on me.