You have a pool full of spiders...

[NellNell]

I would kill myself, no gun or knife? Bite my own tongue off, choke myself to death. Anything to stop it. I'm a arachnophobia and I'm freaking out just thinking about it.

I need to take a shower...

 

[James Crook]

Napalm.

Well, I can't argue with that.

My prime idea now is to get myself some bird food to attract birds for them to have a nice feast

 

[Jezzascmezza]

I'd just kill them all with pesticide.
Sorry for a lack of creativity, I just hate bugs.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Try to free them without getting them in my house.

 

[EHKOS]

Take a very long hose and put one in the pool, and the other end into the IRS building. THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO MOOCH YOU MOOCHERS!

 

[GraveeKing]

PYRO! HELP ME!! SPY-DA!

 

[Fanfic_warper]

Run to nearest military base and call in a tactical nuke.

 

[Nouw]

Anybody fucks with me, I'll throw a bucket of spiders in their face.

"Yeah how do like that tough guy? Now you've got creepy crawlies all over you! Haha, look at him run away like a little *****! Come back if you want a rematch buddy, I got plenty more where that came from!"

This seems to be the best option. No one gets hurt except the asshole! What more could I want?

 

[Gyrohelix]

I jump in with a fork in each hand, them's good eatin'!

 

[wax88]

transform all that spider into a spider silk production facility, then use the spider silk collected to produce bullet proof vests.

 

[Straitjacketeering]

1. Find way to preserve Spiders.

2. contact rich spider liking person.

3. ???????

4. PROFIT!

 

[Griffolion]

Step 1: Petrol in pool
Step 2: IMMOLATION
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Profit

1. Find way to preserve Spiders.

2. contact rich spider liking person.

3. ???????

4. PROFIT!

Oh, screw you, dammit!!

 

[SweetNess_666]

I agree, kill them with fire!

 

[Tiger Sora]

Hah I got you all. Invite people over to see a pool full of spiders. One at a time, and push them in. The spiders shall consume their flesh and souls. And I'm sure I'd have the greatest youtube video ever. Well the people wouldn't die nor lose souls just freak the hell out and lose control of bodily functions.

 

[Daniel Janhagen]

I'd get a bunch of towels and tie them together, cartoon prisonbreak style (but with towels instead of bedsheets) and fasten it to the edge of the pool. The spiders can now all easily climb up. Once it thins out, I'll get more towels for all the spiders that are too far away to notice the first ones.

 

[reinersailer]

Put a peace of wood into the pool, so that they can climb out, i like spiders, see here: http://www.reinersailer.de/Profile.pdf

 

[joshuaayt]

Leave. Quickly.

And by 'leave', I mean the neighbourhood, and probably the country. I don't want to live anywhere that this sort of thing can happen.