You have a slave

[Grey Day for Elcia]

I have one. I call him Boyfriend. He is very tentative.

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

The current CEO of the FOX Network.

That way...he will pay for the sins of FOX News.

 

[tofulove]

i take Abdullah bin Abdul-Aziz Al Saud, those making me king of Arabia. i get to be a king, and have the old king be my *****, good times.

 

[dark-mortality]

A clone of myself would be my slave. Why? Why not? :3

 

[BeerTent]

Soooo many school bullies to choose from...

I'd pick the biggest, meanest one and send him out to commit atrocities upon the others, then have him do all kinds of humiliating things. And have him cybernetically augmented to serve me forever >:3

Done Deal.

What? I like Cybernetics... >.>

 

[ABLb0y]

I'd have a robot. Last I checked, robots didn't have feelings, so it wouldn't be hurting anybody.

 

[somonels]

I'd take myself, that way I know that I'll do whatever I say myself to do.

 

[Craorach]

Interesting that everyone is considering it a negative, unpleasent thing for the slave. Everyone seems to be thinking in terms of punishment.

I pick a pleasent BDSM orientated girl who /wants/ to be a slave, and treat her right.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I choose Morgan Freeman...

...and his only task is to narrate my life in his amazingly soothing voice...

 

[Aris Khandr]

I already have three slaves. I don't have time for a fourth.

 

[fenrizz]

Someone that is educated to work a job that pay very well, then I'd have him work reasonable hours.

That should make my financial situation comfortable.

 

[Fappy]

Daystar Clarion [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion]

I could use his forum popularity as a conduit to further my nefarious goals! MUWAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Rinshan Kaihou]

Misaka Mikoto. Because hnnnnnnng

 

[krazykidd]

...no one, slavery is a very bad thing and it is wrong to own one.

Did I miss the poitn whre we forgot that, can we check on that?

This , i will set her ( because mine would be a fat woman )free , under he condition that she has sex with me once a week far a year . A contract that she is not forced to uphold , but i hope she would because i was nice enough to let her go .

 

[krazykidd]

Daystar Clarion [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion]

I could use his forum popularity as a conduit to further my nefarious goals! MUWAHAHAHAHA!

This was my second answer . Seriously , that guys ability to derail threads are godlike .

 

[Thaluikhain]

...no one, slavery is a very bad thing and it is wrong to own one.

Did I miss the poitn whre we forgot that, can we check on that?

Yeah, would have thought more people would have pointed that out.

Not sure if the rules on discussing slavery have been tested, but I imagine if this was "if you could pirate one game" it'd be locked, and slavery might possibly be seen as a tad worse than that.

 

[Fappy]

Daystar Clarion [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion]

I could use his forum popularity as a conduit to further my nefarious goals! MUWAHAHAHAHA!

This was my second answer . Seriously , that guys ability to derail threads are godlike .

We must cease this discussion lest he finds us!

I can smell his presence....