I don't agree with slavery. However I would pick Pope Benedict the Sixteenth because I think it would be quite nice if he had to respond to an earthly authority once in a while.
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Unless it's a robot slave that I won't feel bad about enslaving I'd set em' free.
If it is a robot slave however, he's gonna carry all my musical gear. Bass guitars weigh a ton.
If it is a robot slave however, he's gonna carry all my musical gear. Bass guitars weigh a ton.
Condom minions sounds like an on set lackey in porn productions... don't ask.EclipseoftheDarkSun said:
Slave? I had one at the top of my head, but they're black so I think that might be pushing the already dubious standard of this thread :/
Also. lol at the number of potential sex slaves up there.
Aaaaaaaand boner.CrazyBlaze said:Jenifer Aniston. What shes hot.
I mean look at those legs. She may be over forty but daaaaaaamn is she hot.
If she consented and was happy to submit to my will, I'd pick Emma Watson to be my sexy BDSM slave. I'd love to make that "girl next door"-type pretty woman my dirty cum-dumpster *****.
Oh god, I went too deep, didn't I? My apologies.
Stop reading my fantisy diary damnit, that's my dream! have one morning, with Morgan Freeman following me around, just... Talking.ThatLankyBastard said:
How did I know this discussion would get adult-rated reeealy quickly? Also loving how everyone is assuming BDSM subs are like that 24/7.
OT: Nobody, because I'd be super scared of it being like that crappy Cameron Diaz film where if I pick a slave, somebody gets to pick me in a non-stop circle of slavery.
OT: Nobody, because I'd be super scared of it being like that crappy Cameron Diaz film where if I pick a slave, somebody gets to pick me in a non-stop circle of slavery.
OK, I'd enslave Miley Cyrus and her orders would be to give me a foot massage every night at 9 PM and to deliver me a cold, tall glass of orange juice when I wake up.
Oh, and she has to wear a rainbow-coloured clown wig and answer to the name of Testosterone O'Testicle.
Oh, and she has to wear a rainbow-coloured clown wig and answer to the name of Testosterone O'Testicle.
But you weren't mean to me for years... T^TBeerTent said:
And besides, would you rather be a lobotomised Servitor, or a Techpriest? ^-^
"Oh look, an obvious joke thread! Maybe if I spout my holier-than-thou opinions people might respect me!"the clockmaker said:
If I were given a slave, I'd immediately set them free--because slavery is wrong and people aren't property.
Now, let point out something I'm finding really disturbing. All you folks who want a female slave so that you can have sex with them whenever you want...you do realize that you are talking about rape, right? You are all talking about how cool and awesome it would be to be a rapist.
I shouldn't be, but I'm very surprised about how little you think about women as human beings, how little you care about rape, how willing you are to become rapists if given the chance.
Not cool.
2) For something to be a joke, it should be funny. Talking about raping women isn't funny.
2) Rape and slavery aren't jokes.
Now, let point out something I'm finding really disturbing. All you folks who want a female slave so that you can have sex with them whenever you want...you do realize that you are talking about rape, right? You are all talking about how cool and awesome it would be to be a rapist.
I shouldn't be, but I'm very surprised about how little you think about women as human beings, how little you care about rape, how willing you are to become rapists if given the chance.
Not cool.
1) Many of those people saying they would like to have these women as sex slaves don't seem to be joking.Substitute Troll said:
2) For something to be a joke, it should be funny. Talking about raping women isn't funny.
2) Rape and slavery aren't jokes.
Indrick Boreale. So that he can make epic speeches for me. And so that I can stop him losing any more companies of Blood Ravens. And so that he can interrupt my enemies.