You have a slave

[zehydra]

Myself, and hand myself over to a hot girl

I'm YOOOOUUUUURRRRSSSS

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Scarlett Johannson!

So she can make me lots of money with her acting career of course....

After 2 hours of her ass in my face with an added dimension, I concur!

Or you know, Cobbie Smulders, she's a good actor :3

 

[guitarsniper]

I'd go with Glenn Beck, and then basically make him retract every position he's ever taken in the past 10 years or so and start just horribly mocking the Far Right on his program.

 

[Twilight_guy]

No one. Slavery is a travesty. That's like saying I get one free murder. The idea is awful.

 

[FoolKiller]

Chris Brown. So I can beat him senseless for hospitalizing Rihanna.

 

[Zen Toombs]

Daystar Clarion [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion]

I could use his forum popularity as a conduit to further my nefarious goals! MUWAHAHAHAHA!

Congratulations, you have found the correct answer. This thread is complete, you may all go in piece.

OT: I'd probably either pick the first person I saw and set them free OR find a nice, intelligent sub boy or girl.

 

[OneCatch]

I'd go with Glenn Beck, and then basically make him retract every position he's ever taken in the past 10 years or so and start just horribly mocking the Far Right on his program.

This, so much this. I'd go as far as make him join the US Communist Party, and spend every waking minute writing and making speeches about how rugged individualism is wrong, big government is great, and, just for kicks, how awesome the Occupy Wall St protests are.

Speaking of right wing commentators, we could always make Rush Limbaugh go work for Planned Parenthood instead...

 

[Bloodstain]

Probably one of those I mentioned here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.353179-Celebrity-crushes#14015326].

Or maybe the dictator of any one country. My own personal country? Oh yeah. Not too hot a climate, though, please.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

A hot actress (Natalie Portman, Tina Fey, Jennifer Aniston, etc.) would be awesome and all but I'd go for Morgan Freeman... I'd make him narrate my every move...



... From what I can see there is no mention of Megan Fox on this forum, have people FINALLY stopped caring?

 

[ElPatron]

I don't get this thread. So you mean you are NOT supposed to have a slave?

I've dun goof'ed.

 

[Lunar Templar]

I already have three slaves. I don't have time for a fourth.

and where would you keep her anyway >.> given how small the house is

 

[Wintermoot]

I don,t really see the need for a slave if I have to I would probably rent him/her out as a cheap house cleaner

 

[Erttheking]

Interesting that everyone is considering it a negative, unpleasent thing for the slave. Everyone seems to be thinking in terms of punishment.

I pick a pleasent BDSM orientated girl who /wants/ to be a slave, and treat her right.

More or less I go with what this guy wants. Seriously if I could find someone like that I would die of happiness.

 

[Callate]

I have a slave?! Crap! I hope I don't get pulled over, that's going to be hard to explain...

 

[Pharsalus]

Minami Takayama, she can drag around a boombox and sing two-mix songs to me all day and night.

 

[Erttheking]

2) Rape and slavery aren't jokes.

Picture Elmer Fudd raping Porky Pig and then tell me you aren't laughing. EVERYTHING can be made into a Joke.

Heaven just called, George Carlin is suing you for plagiarism.

I joke.

 

[370999]

Some really wealthy, make them give me a huge amount of cash and then set them free. Or shoot them. Probably do a hunting the greatest game scenario. Meh