You have a slave

[CODE-D]

Hi due to your good behavior and recent success in whatever it is you have done lately you have just earned yourself one slave. You can enslave anyone you want but they are all you get(you will not get any of their assets, money etc). They must do whatever you say however.
So claim your slave.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

Scarlett Johannson!

So she can make me lots of money with her acting career of course....

 

[the clockmaker]

...no one, slavery is a very bad thing and it is wrong to own one.

Did I miss the poitn whre we forgot that, can we check on that?

 

[CAPTCHA]

I choose CODE-D. For your first task you must sing how great and mighty your new master is.

 

[Jedoro]

Whoever wins the 2012 US Presidential Election. For the next four years, I'll be able to troll the entire nation, and take none of the blame.

 

[CrazyBlaze]

Jenifer Aniston. What shes hot.

I mean look at those legs. She may be over forty but daaaaaaamn is she hot.

 

[BathorysGraveland]

Probably Jenna Haze. Sure, she's a pornstar and all, but damn it if she ain't the most attractive woman I've ever laid eyes on.

On a more logical note, though, probably a random infant. So as they grow up, all they'll ever know is slavery and to obey my word is law, above all else.

 

[CODE-D]

I choose CODE-D. For your first task you must sing how great and mighty your new master is.

As CODE-D is just a CODENAME, your request is invalid. However if you can somehow guess my real first and last name ill be singin in the rain.

 

[CODE-D]

Jenifer Aniston. What shes hot.

I mean look at those legs. She may be over forty but daaaaaaamn is she hot.

I think shes gonna go downhill soon. Too bad I liked her on friends, which sadly is probably the best thing she ever did.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

Jenifer Aniston. What shes hot.

I mean look at those legs. She may be over forty but daaaaaaamn is she hot.

I think shes gonna go downhill soon. Too bad I liked her on friends, which sadly is probably the best thing she ever did.

Well...umm....She was in Bruce Almighty. Yeah what was the last movie she was in? That stupid one where a bounty hunter who is her ex has to take her to jail?

 

[Rawne1980]

One slave?

I have 5.

Some people call them "children" but I prefer to call them minions.

 

[Ultress]

If they have to be real, then Ellen Page, because damn that's why.


If not then Chie Satonaka, because she'd be a great bodyguard.

 

[The Funslinger]

One slave?

I have 5.

Some people call them "children" but I prefer to call them minions.

I choose you, so I can make you run circuits while shouting "I love the Royal Marines" at the top of your lungs all day.

 

[RustlessPotato]

One slave?

I have 5.

Some people call them "children" but I prefer to call them minions.

I thought they were called broken condoms ? I jest ofcourse.

O.T The coffeegirl who makes awesome coffee in my city.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Soooo many school bullies to choose from...

I'd pick the biggest, meanest one and send him out to commit atrocities upon the others, then have him do all kinds of humiliating things. And have him cybernetically augmented to serve me forever >:3

 

[EclipseoftheDarkSun]

One slave?

I have 5.

Some people call them "children" but I prefer to call them minions.

I thought they were called broken condoms ? I jest ofcourse.

O.T The coffeegirl who makes awesome coffee in my city.

Condom-minions?...

Anyway, I despise slavery, so I wouldn't choose anyone in the first place. The only people possibly deserving slavery as a punishment are mass murderers or slavers really.

 

[EclipseoftheDarkSun]

stupid double post.

 

[Dangit2019]

I choose Gabe Newell. That way, he MUST release Half Life 3.