You have a useless "superpower"...

[TiloXofXTanto]

The ability to boringly shapeshift.
By this I mean that I would be able to change my appearance, but not my abilities.
I can look like a dinosaur, but I can't do anything that a human can't. Maximum speed, overall abilities (for instance, even with wings I can't fly, even with gills I can't breathe in water), mental faculties, and physical strength and anything else applicable would be kept stable. Basically like creating an illusion of self, except that limbs that humans don't have, but could operate would be workable (extended muscle-filled tail would be able to pick up things farther than my arms reach, but not with more power than my arms).
Then I could finally look like I want to look, without being exiled into a life of heroism or crime.

 

[Jake Lewis Clayton]

The ability to manipulate wood and spontaneously grow trees.

Just because, i'd may my town have 800% more large trees.

and make millions working for a logging company .

 

[Fenrisulfr]

The ability to boringly shapeshift.
By this I mean that I would be able to change my appearance, but not my abilities.
I can look like a dinosaur, but I can't do anything that a human can't. Maximum speed, overall abilities (for instance, even with wings I can't fly, even with gills I can't breathe in water), mental faculties, and physical strength and anything else applicable would be kept stable. Basically like creating an illusion of self, except that limbs that humans don't have, but could operate would be workable (extended muscle-filled tail would be able to pick up things farther than my arms reach, but not with more power than my arms).
Then I could finally look like I want to look, without being exiled into a life of heroism or crime.

So, cosmetic shapeshifting? That is boring. lol

In other news. I thought of another power that might be fun to have. The ability to change sex at will!

 

[Royal King]

The power to instantly correct the auto-correct on my phone when it corrects something I spelled correctly.

 

[Savber]

I want the power to cum money...

hehe, kudos to anyone that knows where the reference came from. ;P

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

The amazing ability to see 3D movies without wearing 3D glasses.

That would save a lot of money and time.

 

[StBishop]

Always win at everything.

 

[kickassfrog]

I want the power to cum money...

hehe, kudos to anyone that knows where the reference came from. ;P

College Humour

The ability to always guess which way up a coin will land. Think of how much you could do with that- Now if only I could fight crime with it.

EDIT: Or the ability to turn water into salt water- I would go to restaurants and annoy the cheapskates. Or the ability to make chavs fall of their bikes.

 

[Varrdy]

The ability to master any manual dexterity task by seeing it once. Example - learn to play guitar instantly, or to draw like a god (because that's really just manual dex)

Me too - while I own a guitar and am known for drawing stuff, I'm hardly a virtuoso at either!

Wardy

 

[wolas3214]

Hrm... Id like a 'food-note' of sorts. where i write what i want in it and it appears.

 

[Doclector]

Flight.

No seriously. Think about it, flight is damn near useless without something else to back it up. Think of all the flying superheroes. Iron man? A damn armoury of weapons. Superman? Has practically everything. Even angel from xmen has had extensive fighting training courtesy of professor X to become a useful superhero.

But as for day to day things...no more public transport or jams! As long as you know where you're going, of course. Stuck in an awkward situation? Literally take off! Just the ability to fly anytime you want is worth it.

 

[KaizokuouHasu]

The ability to thaw ice! I'd be the 'Thawrrior!'!

OR: Multi-ventriloquism! Oh, wait. Marvel did that. Eeeewww...

 

[Kilroy17]

The ability to tell when someone is lying, even if it is a white lie.

 

[interspark]

The power to summon toast at will.

EDIT: This thread is of a different variety than I initially thought.

yeah they're funnier when they have no use, WHATSOEVER.

i choose the power to make squirrels do my bidding, could be good for a laugh

 

[The Stonker]

I can pick my nose at a supersonic speed, but only on fridays.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

The power to enhance my computer's already installed components without doing any physical modification such as overclocking. I would have an amazingly fast and powerful computer compared to most of the rest of the world. I'd still keep it pretty reasonable though, at just a bit higher than the existing standard at any time. No 5 terahertz deca-core CPU or 20 yottabyte solid state drive for me...for now at least.

 

[Zorak the Mantis]

Making the perfect pot of coffee, EVERY time.

 

[TheAceTheOne]

Common sense.

So rare they made it into a goddamn super power.

Shh... My common sense is tingling - Deadpool

On topic: I'd want to teleport to wherever my girlfriend is and back. It's useless in crime fighting but useful in other situations.

 

[Alon Shechter]

Move my ears, nose, eyebrows (separately as well) and nipples hair insanely quickly and easily.
Yes, move my hair!
Either that or the ability to be a French Taunter.
OR!
The power to create guitar picks with my eyes.
Damn blighters always get lost and I find them two years later hidden in some pocket.

 

[llew]

Ughhh... let's get this over with...

It had to be done one time or another. I thought I would just get it out of the way.

DAMMIT NINJA'D!