You have arrived at a portal that allows you to travel to any past time and place

[A random person]

Ten minutes ago.
I'd stop myself from going to TVTropes - now I'm not going to get anything done!

I see you have just now learned of it. Piece of advice: be careful with the High Octane Nightmare Fuel page. Most of the stuff doesn't scare me and the picture is just the terminator endoskeleton right now, but there was an absolutely terrifying picture at one point. Also, expect a lot of stuff about Buffy (the site was originally for Buffy fans), Haruhi, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha (the site's why I chose my avatar), Gurren Lagann, and notoriety surrounding Neon Genesis Evangelion. And you will use terms from that wiki all the time, just like us experienced tropers.

Seriously, I could go on about that wiki. PM me or several other on this forum about it.

 

[Bigfatstupid]

I would try and win the lottery with a machine like that.

WOOT!

 

[A random person]

I'd go back to the beginning of the universe to see the big bang, though I would not survive. At least my death would be awesome.

 

[lava_lamp]

I would travel to the past, like 1 BC, to once and for all get some answers to religion.

^this

 

[ae86gamer]

I'd go back to whatever time they started to thinking about making The Escapist. I'd go back, steal the idea, make it, and be known world wide as that chick who made that awesome website.

But if that didn't work, I'd go back to the late 1980's in Japan. Thats the time when drifting was becoming a big deal and getting recognition.

 

[simmeh]

On a personal level, I'd go back to the summer of 1998 and give some advice to a younger me.

On a professional level, I'm going with appearing at the side of Alexander the Great and watching his life unfold firsthand.

 

[JayDub147]

I would go to the future, take stuff come back, pass it off as my inventions, rinse and repeat.


In addition, I'd kidnap Hitler on his deathbed (suicide bed, I suppose), bring him to the future, show him how his entire country is ashamed of him and make him watch all of my favorite films with Seth Rogen just to show him how awesome and well-liked Jews are. Then I'd let him off himself, just for shits and giggles.

 

[A010110100101102]

Sparta, around the time the spartans made a stand at thermopalya and bring some popcorn, and watch the ensuing(what i believe will probaly be) Awesome.
oh yeah also bring a video cam to record it all.

 

[Julianking93]

4 hours ago and I could stop myself from going to see Transformers 2

 

[Zukonub]

Remember, kids! Whatever happened, happened!

 

[A random person]

I see you have just now learned of it. Piece of advice: be careful with the High Octane Nightmare Fuel page. Most of the stuff doesn't scare me and the picture is just the terminator endoskeleton right now, but there was an absolutely terrifying picture at one point. Also, expect a lot of stuff about Buffy (the site was originally for Buffy fans), Haruhi, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha (the site's why I chose my avatar), Gurren Lagann, and notoriety surrounding Neon Genesis Evangelion. And you will use terms from that wiki all the time, just like us experienced tropers.

Seriously, I could go on about that wiki. PM me or several other on this forum about it.

Actually, I am an experienced troper.
I just avoid the site because it sucks up all of my free time like a motherfucking black hole.

The ten minutes thing made me think you were new. Also I'm just eager to talk about Tv Tropes, since it leads to interesting things on this forum.

 

[Glover09]

1948, Daytona Beach, FL. I'll let y'all figure out the rest.

 

[megapenguinx]

1 Year and 10 months ago. Then that time machine I was building for that earlier post I made wouldn't be necessary.

 

[Mray3460]

I'd take the majority of my money in gold and go back to the immigration office in New York, New York on September 19th, 1987 (One month before the stock market crash known as "Black Monday"), I spend the next month posing as european immigrant, obtaining a visa, and liquidating my gold. Then, on the day after the crash, I buy as many stocks as I can in Apple, Microsoft, and other companies that I know will prosper in the next several years. Then, I wait, selling stocks at what I know are their twenty year high points, before finally selling all my stocks in late 2001, just before 9-11 and all the economic and social pain it has brought (will bring), and live the rest of my life in pleasent, debt free happiness.

 

[JayDub147]

Remember, kids! Whatever happened, happened!

...assuming you don't create a tangent universe.

 

[Mray3460]

Remember, kids! Whatever happened, happened!

...assuming you don't create a tangent universe.

You sir, just opened a can of worms...
(edited to remove pic.)

 

[Biggy Man]

I would travel to a point in the future were they have time machines, steals the technology, come backk to 2009, build one, then answer this question.

 

[Aerodynamic]

To the big bang

Stop the creation of the universe from happening