You have been forced to nuke a country.

[Cynimod]

Shouldn't we nuke the most corrupt of countries?

 

[StBishop]

Israel for sure, solve the Middle East crisis

Wow, what a first post.

I'd have to say I disagree. Israelis have a right to be in their own land bro. All bullshit aside, killing one side of a fight doesn't solve the fight, who gets Israel once it's been bombed? What about the Jews outside of Israel with right of residence? It's far too complex to solve with a nuke bro.

 

[jovack22]

Anyone nuking a populated area is a total degenerate.

 

[Soviet Steve]

A country that is incredibly well prepared for the possibility of nuclear attack. Fallout shelters, food reserves, evac plans, that sort of thing.

Problem is the only country I can think of with that level of preparedness is north Korea. They'd almost certainly retaliate. Surely there must be another country who have prepared for nukes? Right?

North Korea is very poorly prepared unless you think exclusively of the military and political elite. Switzerland is pretty well set (not as prepared as they were before 1989 but there's plenty of fallout shelters in those mountains)

 

[Heartcafe]

Let the world be destroyed.
If I nuke one nation, it would kill the world anyways due to the radiation. So I rather be killed quickly, then slowly.

Nukes have been tested and i'm still here.
Pretty sure 1 nuke won't kill everyone.

OP didn't specify how many nukes. It'll take more then just one nuke to destroy a country.

 

[No_Remainders]

Technically it's not a country but it sure as well thinks of itself as one so Wales. I went to uni there and loved it but apart from that small seaside town, Wales is a dank, dirty shithole. Every inch of it. I've got a lot of friends there so I'll get them all to safety in England or the sea first and then happily nuke Wales.

You do realise that the fallout from the nuke will basically murder everyone in England, Scotland and Ireland as well, right?

And we are a country.

Technically, you're not.

 

[thespyisdead]

SWEDEN!!!! wait... that way too close to finland... SWEDEN!!!!

 

[AwesomeSuperMelon]

Easy. China. Waaaaaay too many people. Lower down the population, therefore lowering: Population crisis, food crisis, power crisis... lots of things really.

 

[Faky]

Interesting choices... I would let the world to be destroyed. Best to end it now, before we fly off this planet and start destroying other planets and slavering aliens.

 

[FalloutJack]

-snip-

Then, technically you can't nuke them.

OT: Belgium. Everyone who's read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is now laughing.

 

[New York Patrick]

Why hasn't anyone picked Luxemborg or Liechtenstein? Seriously, incredibly small countries, both population and area wise, so you wouldn't even need a large nuke! Plus, target either one, and the price of gold skyrockets, doing wonders for anyone invested correctly, so the survivors will have an awesome economy!

 

[Blue Hero]

Tasmania.

Nobody likes Tasmania.

 

[No_Remainders]

-snip-

Then, technically you can't nuke them.

I wasn't the one who wanted to in the first place... Which reminds me, I probably should have said who I wanted to nuke.

North Korea, I guess... Or just blow a hole smack bang in the middle of The Central African Republic or maybe Chad so that it stops some of world poverty, at least.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Technically it's not a country but it sure as well thinks of itself as one so Wales. I went to uni there and loved it but apart from that small seaside town, Wales is a dank, dirty shithole. Every inch of it. I've got a lot of friends there so I'll get them all to safety in England or the sea first and then happily nuke Wales.

You do realise that the fallout from the nuke will basically murder everyone in England, Scotland and Ireland as well, right?

And we are a country.

Technically, you're not.

K


Goodbye

 

[Dracowrath]

How about Japan? They survived two nukes already, I wonder if a third can get them to quit it with that tentacle pronz.

 

[Epsilon125]

Sealand!

 

[AngryMongoose]

The Principality of Sealand because, y'know, who'd fucking know?

Yeah, I'd nuke him.

Sealand!

Damn, beaten to it.

 

[kickassfrog]

Joke answer: South Africa- I've never met a nice south african. (Look it up)

Real answer: Vatican city- I know it would really annoy the catholics, but it has one of the lowest populations and very few young children will live there. I think most people in the world deserve a chance, and I would ask if I could nuke people like Godaffi, and the leaders of the Taliban instead, but yeah, greater good and all that dictates minimal casualties who have had mostly long lives.

EDIT: Wait, screw that, antarctica. Suck on that penguins, you fascists.

North Korea. Just a useless waste of a land mass... Fuck North Korea

Not really, just take out the leaders and introduce democracy and capitalism and you're golden.

 

[Laxman9292]

North Korea. Just a useless waste of a land mass... Fuck North Korea