You have been forced to nuke a country.

[Goldeneye103X2]

North Korea

That place is just evil, and crazy, and is being run by an insane evil person. I just know that if a nuclear war ever starts, they're probably the ones who started it.

You silly, it?s not called North Korea, It?s (genuinely) called The Democratic People?s Republic Of Korea??

Yeah?.Let?s just go with North Korea.

 

[NickKuroshi0]

The Republic of Dave...
If that does not count then Bosnia,sorry Bosnia (cry)

 

[moose_man]

Sealand. Yes, I win. Fuck you, crazy guy.

 

[The Shade]

Says it all, really:

But seriously, I love France. I would prefer not to nuke anything, except my microwave dinners, if at all possible.

Failing that, The Sun. I'm pretty sure it can take it.

 

[Sylveria]

I can only pick one? Darn, choices choices. Can I pick a state? If so, Florida. If not, I dunno, probably Britain, or maybe just throw a dart at a map of the middle east and see where it lands.

 

[Grabbin Keelz]

Blow up that side of Australia that noone uses. I've seen the lights from Google maps, you guys only use like 10% of that whole continent.

 

[Xaio30]

"...when the Danes nuke New Jersey!"

 

[CrashBang]

Technically it's not a country but it sure as well thinks of itself as one so Wales. I went to uni there and loved it but apart from that small seaside town, Wales is a dank, dirty shithole. Every inch of it. I've got a lot of friends there so I'll get them all to safety in England or the sea first and then happily nuke Wales.

Fucking lol. Where did you go, Aberystwyth?

I did indeed and I'm going back in a few days. Let's hope my nukes don't start flying any time soon.

Yah man, I don't, uh, wanna die ;_;

Okay, I'll tell them to hold off for a while. I guess Wales does also have Funeral For A Friend and I've also got good memories of Carmarthen (LOL, iknowright?!). I'll let you live for now.

 

[Dbaker05]

Greece their screwed any way and once their gone we wont have to keep bailing them out. [only a small nuke because i don't want radiation poisoning]

 

[snakeakaossi]

I think I'm going to Disneyland...

 

[kickassfrog]

The Vatican. Oh I went there...


No, just joking. There's this country which is just an island that's like... 500m-1km long. I think only one guy lives there. Better to kill him than hundreds of thousands of people.

Actually, the vatican has a population of 829, according to wikipedia, but still few casualties.

More than antarctica though.

Madagascar, Block my fucking super virus now you port closing bastards.

Grudging on account of pandemic- I like it.

Also, throw this into your considerations everyone:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_population

 

[Tiamat666]

Probably Spain... they don't seem very military strong.

Spain has the [a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Table_of_World_Heritage_Sites_by_country"]second highest[/a] concentration of UNESCO world heritage sites after Italy, you [a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philistinism"]philistine![/a]

 

[major28]

Well sucks to be you Canada... well I guess it sucked to be Canada before I nuked them so maybe death will be a sweet relief to them.

 

[Jake the Snake]

Probably someplace small like Bikini Atoll or Micronesia...

 

[Sordak]

China? why would anyone not nuke the land of everythign thats wrong with the world!

 

[kouriichi]

Id ask if i could hold a raffle party with all the worlds leaders first.
The lucky winner gets to relocate BEFORE i nuke said country. Not after.


And if he said he didnt have the time, and i had to choose now.... I would choose Tuvalu. Its a small chain of islands that houses less then 12,000 people. Not a big loss.

 

[natster43]

Either a country ruled by Tyrants and/or is North Korea, or Vatican City. Fewer deaths the second way.

 

[Thetwistedendgame]

Whatever country the guy who forced me to do this lives in. I don't care if it's my own, I'll blow him up!

 

[Roganzar]

You are being forced to nuke a country. If you do not comply, the entire world will be destroyed. What country do you destroy?

Wait, which country is it that all the Internet trolls come from?
Every country, you say?
Well, goodbye world.